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Happy Easter from Los Pochodores!

(Left to right) Lalo Alcaraz, Victor Payan, Sara Inés Calderón, Dennis Wilen.

Not pictured: Eres Nerd, Santino J. Rivera, Elise Roedenbeck, Al Madrigal

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Pocha punk pioneer Alice Bag wishes you Happy Easter with Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Jesus Christ, Superstar. She uploaded this track late Saturday night.

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We’re with Brian: “If life seems jolly rotten, there’s something you’ve forgotten!” Happy Easter! (NSFW because they sing “shit.”)

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Last month we made fun of the out-of-touch radio stations who wouldn’t run commercials for Pizza Patron’s massive pepperoni and jalapeño topped pie because the La Chingona name was too, uhm, spicy. Silly squares! The joke was on you, and the triumphant madmen and marketeers at the Texas-based company posted this video Thursday to tell you all about it.

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Mel Brooks’ documentary crew had their cameras rolling in Jerusalem Thursday evening when Nazareth carpenter Yehoshua Ben-Yosef and friends gathered for Passover seder that could turn out to be Ben-Yosef’s last supper.

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Jesus slays in this gore-filled zombie video from Spain.  You’ll never think of resurrection the same after witnessing Fist of Jesus!  Happy Easter!

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Texas GOP politician’s Tweet makes him ‘Pendejo of the Month’

by Especial Correspondents April 17, 2014 El Now
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(PNS reporting from EAST LOS) Texas State Senator Dan Patrick, a Republican Lieutenant Governor wannabe, was named Pendejo of the Month Wednesday by the American Pochismo Institute (API.) The award followed his Univision debate Tuesday with San Antonio Mayor Julián Castro (photo.) API’s designation, which is usually not revealed until the end of the month, was […]

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Abuelita Fashionista! Grandma reviews men’s undies (video)

by Verdana Bold April 17, 2014 Cultura
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What kind of men’s chonies does your grandma like? Boxers? Briefs? La Flama’s Abuelita has her own opinions. PREVIOUSLY ON CHONIES:

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Danny Trejo? He’s nothing but a pinche goat lover! (video)

by Barney Asada April 17, 2014 Cartoons

Danny Trejo is not so tough when it comes to goats. It’s The Guzman Show! PREVIOUSLY ON DANNY TREJO AND/OR ARMS OF AN ANGEL:

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How exactly does Wendy’s make ketchup? (toon)

by ERIC J. GARCIA April 17, 2014 Cartoons
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@SaraChicaD explains how to deal with mansplaining (video)

by Comic Saenz April 16, 2014 Cultura
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POCHO’s Subcommandanta del Ñews, Sara Inés Calderón (she’s @SaraChicaD on El Tuiter), explains how to deal with mansplaining. And that’s all we dare say because testosterone.

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Heidi Klum to Natives: ‘You’re offended? Boy, is my face red!’ (photos)

by Verdana Bold April 16, 2014 Cultura
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We don’t publish the deets of people who visit POCHO.COM or subscribe to our newsletter but we can assure you that Heidi Klum is neither a visitor nor a subscriber, although she’d be smart to remedy that personal failing ASAP. If she were a regular POCHO-naut, she’d never have consented to the red-face photo shoot […]

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Hebrew homeboys Jaquann and Luis make matzo balls (NSFW video)

by JEFE BOYARDEE April 16, 2014 Cultura
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On Passover (“Pesach” in Hebrew), los Judios eat “bitter herbs” to remember “the bitterness of slavery in Egypt.” In this video, Hebrew homeboys Jaquann and Luis start out with a sweeter herb and then have to satisfy their munchies with matzo balls. Passover continues through next week. [NSFW drugs and language.] PREVIOUSLY ON JAQUANN:

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Hot sauce on naked foot fetishism? It’s a thing! (NSFW video)

by Barney Asada April 16, 2014 Cultura
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Given the continued popularity of POCHO’s story on sexy Latinas with sexy feet (Selena Gomez = #1) and our continued coverage of all things hot and spicy, this video featuring Hot Sauce on Naked Feet was a must-publish-on POCHO moment for us. We’re not proud of that and we’re also disappointed Tabasco was as far […]

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Enthusiastic dude salutes the Border Patrol (NSFW video)

by Verdana Bold April 15, 2014 Cultura
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Check out this enthusiastic greeting and salute from a citizen to members of the Border Patrol, said to have been recorded several weeks ago by one Danny Binladin in Perris, CA. [NSFW adult language.] PREVIOUSLY ON LA MIGRA:

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In Spain, broadband is so broad, zombies come to you (video)

by ROD ESTERLING April 15, 2014 Cultura
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Even though America was the country that invented the Internets, U.S. broadband connectivity lags behind the rest of the world. In Spain, fiber-optic broadband from ONO.es is so broad, zombies come to you. PREVIOUSLY ON SPAIN LOVES ZOMBIES:

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Captain America’s to-do list is different in Mexico, UK (photos)

by Barney Asada April 15, 2014 Cultura
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Steve Rogers, AKA Captain America: The Winter Soldier, keeps a list of stuff he needs to check out — stuff he missed during his 70 years asleep. It turns out the list movie goers see on the screen depends on where you see the movie. The American version (photo, top) includes disco, Steve Jobs and […]

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Legal Designation of Counsel: Sanchez Bros Attorney-at-Law

by José Canusí April 15, 2014 Corporate
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This legal notice designating an Attorney of Record is herewith, hereby and homeboy published, April 15 2014, January 14 2014, August 2 2013, March 15 2012, May 29 2012, and August 31 2012 pursuant the requirements of the Aztlan Judicical Unity Act (AJUA) of 1997. For any y all legal matters pertaining to Pochismo, Inc., […]

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