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BEER by Charles Bukowski from NERDO. [NSFW F-bomb.]

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Captain’s Blog. StarDate 2016.04.21:

We’ve arrived in the Bozo Sector where I shall begin my campaign to make space great again.

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Smokey the Cholo, a veterano from East Los, shares his cultural knowledge — Guess you didn’t know so-and-so is a Mexican! — and plenty of, uhm, atmosphere. From Raul Aguirre, Jr. (NSFW language.)

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mariasoniaFrom 2013: LatinoUSA’s Maria Hinojosa talks to Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor about her memoir My Beloved World. The book tells the story of Sotomayor’s childhood in the South Bronx and her years before the court.

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Desiertoa gripping action-adventure film inspired by events on the US-Mexican border — opens in two weeks. The original English trailer (above) has now been supplemented with a trailer that includes remarks by Donald Trump: [Mas…]


Your instructor today is named Amiyadae, and she is here to teach you how to pronounce “taco” in Spanish. Pay attention, because she’s only going to go through this once.

More like this? This VINE video has a few additional pronunciation tips (be sure to click on the speaker icon for sound): [Mas…]


In Mexico City (that’s Mexico DF in Español) you can get your fix of kawai, anime, manga, cosplay, Japanese food and more at Friki Plaza. True Mexico reports.

Meet some ordinary Americans who want to tell you why they back Donald Trump’s quest for the GOP presidential nomination.

Kid Frost: He fought for ‘La Raza,’ he’s now fighting cancer (video)

by Andalé Mono March 4, 2016 Cultura
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Let’s all thank L.A. homie Arturo Molina Jr. — you may know him as Kid Frost — for keeping it real since the 1990’s epic La Raza. And please let’s everybody send some pocho power vibes his way to help him fight a cancer diagnosis. [Adult language, situations, NSFW]

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Watch: Up close and personal with Senator Ted Cruz (R-Pendejo)

by Andalé Mono March 3, 2016 El Now
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These lip readers sure do a bad job!

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Latino USA: Trump is good for business – the piñata business (audio)

by Andalé Mono February 22, 2016 Audio
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“Jennifer De Benito could have had any piñata she wanted for her 14th birthday party. She chose a piñata of Donald Trump. The three-foot-tall piñatas depict Trump in a business suit with his infamous blonde hair and they’re flying off the shelves on both sides of the U.S.–Mexico border,” writes Samantha Clark. “It all started […]

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From Dreams to Trash: ‘El Sueño Americano’ (photos)

by Andalé Mono February 15, 2016 Cultura

These photographs document the personal effects of migrants apprehended in the desert by U.S. Border Patrol agents which were subsequently seized and surrendered during processing at a U.S. Customs and Border Patrol facility in southern Arizona. Feature Shoot reports:

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Bernardo Sanchez, Bernie Sanders’ Mexican bro, y Larry David (videos)

by Andalé Mono February 8, 2016 El Now
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Un mensaje importante de Bernardo Sánchez, Bernie Sanders’ Mexican hermano. He’s Catholic. He’s Jewish. He’s a Cashjew. He’s NSFW. And what would Bernie TV be without Larry David’s SNL sketch Bern Your Enthusiasm:

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As sunny skies returned, did an OVNI/UFO visit Los Angeles? (video)

by ZORRO MULDER February 3, 2016 El Now
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Did an Unidentified Flying Object/Objeto Volador No Identificado buzz La La land Monday? It looks like a bunch of runaway birthday balloons to us, but WTF, the truth is out there. Also, we want to believe.

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Old School/New School/Antiguo Paradigma/Nuevo Paradigma (toon)

by ESTEBAN YOBS January 29, 2016 Cartoons

Out with the old paradigms, in with the new. Argentina’s EmprendedoresNews.com (EntrepreneursNews) explains: Un nuevo paradigma es el comienzo de un nuevo camino, una nueva forma de hacer las cosas. Generalmente un nuevo paradigma no va a hacer inmediatamente más eficientes todos los procesos al 100%, pero si mejor el modelo que está remplazando. It […]

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Yosemite Sarah, Gilligan Trump, Make Freedonia Great Again! (videos)

by Andalé Mono January 25, 2016 Cartoons
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Marilynn Montaño is embedded in her migrant father’s rough hands

by Andalé Mono January 14, 2016 Audio
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Orange County poet and activist Marilynn Montaño’s poem His Machucada Hands is a “testament to the ways that being undocumented has taken a physical toll on her father’s body. The title, she said, came from noticing his hands on the steering wheel every morning as he drove her to middle and high school,” according to […]

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Ay yi yi! Dude learns “Don’t mess with bull” the hard way (video)

by Andalé Mono January 6, 2016 El Now
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Bullfighter dude had to go to intensive care. The Costa Rica Star News reports:

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Elmo’s Mexican Primo Pepe Wishes You A Happy New Year (video)

by NOOKIE MONSTER December 30, 2015 Cultura
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Hitting a piñata until the goodies fall out is hard work, but somebody’s got to do it, explains Elmo’s Mexican cousin Pepe. Los Muppets de Sesame Street wish you a Happy New Year!

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Hate Crimes in America by the Numbers (infographic)

by Andalé Mono December 16, 2015 El Now

Who are the top haters? Where do they hate? What do they do? A huge infographic at Criminal Degree Hub, a website for students in Criminal Justice, breaks it down, with references and everything. Here’s the complete chart — click to enlarge:

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‘Happy Asian Thanksgiving’ from the Fung Brothers (video)

by WONG GUEY November 27, 2015 Cultura
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American children of immigrants are all the same when it comes to dealing with Thanksgiving. Y digamos: “Amén​​.”

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Who knew? La Quirky learns you can buy huaraches online (video)

by Andalé Mono November 20, 2015 Cultura

La Quirky, pocha shopping expert, discovers you can buy huaraches online. Who knew? PREVIOUSY ON LA QUIRKY:

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New Las Cafeteras Remix: ‘La Bamba Rebelde’ (audio)

by Andalé Mono November 4, 2015 Audio
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East Los homies Las Cafeteras are back with another rebellious La Bamba Rebelde, this one a danceable remix. Here’s the original 2012 video:

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The horror! Movie mashup remixes ‘Mexican Kitsch’ (NSFW video)

by CALLE D. CINEMA November 3, 2015 Cultura
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Thrills, chills, tetas, monsters, suspense, and more tetas are back from the dead and live on screen in Mexican Kitsch, a mashup by 3 centavos & 2 botones. How many of these cinematic classics do you recognize? [NSFW brief nip slips.]

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