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Un mensaje importante de Bernardo Sánchez, Bernie Sanders’ Mexican hermano. He’s Catholic. He’s Jewish. He’s a Cashjew. He’s NSFW.

And what would Bernie TV be without Larry David’s SNL sketch Bern Your Enthusiasm: [Mas…]


Did an Unidentified Flying Object/Objeto Volador No Identificado buzz La La land Monday? It looks like a bunch of runaway birthday balloons to us, but WTF, the truth is out there. Also, we want to believe.

nuevo_paradigmafOut with the old paradigms, in with the new. Argentina’s EmprendedoresNews.com (EntrepreneursNews) explains:

Un nuevo paradigma es el comienzo de un nuevo camino, una nueva forma de hacer las cosas. Generalmente un nuevo paradigma no va a hacer inmediatamente más eficientes todos los procesos al 100%, pero si mejor el modelo que está remplazando.

It is not our responsibility to finish the work of perfecting the world, but we are not free to desist from it either. [Click on the image to enlarge.] [Mas…]


Sarah Palin endorses Donald Trump.


Trump accepts the nomination.
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Orange County poet and activist Marilynn Montaño’s poem His Machucada Hands is a “testament to the ways that being undocumented has taken a physical toll on her father’s body. The title, she said, came from noticing his hands on the steering wheel every morning as he drove her to middle and high school,” according to the PBS News Hour. [Mas…]


Bullfighter dude had to go to intensive care.

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Hitting a piñata until the goodies fall out is hard work, but somebody’s got to do it, explains Elmo’s Mexican cousin Pepe. Los Muppets de Sesame Street wish you a Happy New Year!

hatestripWho are the top haters? Where do they hate? What do they do?

A huge infographic at Criminal Degree Hub, a website for students in Criminal Justice, breaks it down, with references and everything. Here’s the complete chart — click to enlarge: [Mas…]

‘Happy Asian Thanksgiving’ from the Fung Brothers (video)

by WONG GUEY November 27, 2015 Cultura
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American children of immigrants are all the same when it comes to dealing with Thanksgiving. Y digamos: “Amén​​.”

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Who knew? La Quirky learns you can buy huaraches online (video)

by Andalé Mono November 20, 2015 Cultura

La Quirky, pocha shopping expert, discovers you can buy huaraches online. Who knew? PREVIOUSY ON LA QUIRKY:

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New Las Cafeteras Remix: ‘La Bamba Rebelde’ (audio)

by Andalé Mono November 4, 2015 Audio
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East Los homies Las Cafeteras are back with another rebellious La Bamba Rebelde, this one a danceable remix. Here’s the original 2012 video:

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The horror! Movie mashup remixes ‘Mexican Kitsch’ (NSFW video)

by CALLE D. CINEMA November 3, 2015 Cultura
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Thrills, chills, tetas, monsters, suspense, and more tetas are back from the dead and live on screen in Mexican Kitsch, a mashup by 3 centavos & 2 botones. How many of these cinematic classics do you recognize? [NSFW brief nip slips.]

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Mexican family’s creepy doll ‘Rosita’ marks Halloween (video)

by P. SOPA October 30, 2015 El Now
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For 40 Halloweens, one Mexican family has been creeping out their neighbors. New China TV breaks it down:

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Hollywood and Silicon Valley agree: ‘We dig diversity!’ (photo)

by MONTE ZUMBA October 28, 2015 Cultura
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[Photo via Paul Coelho. Thanks!]

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*OOPS Welcome to Mexico City’s weekly ‘anarco-punk’ meetup (video)

by JUAN E. ROTTEN October 5, 2015 Cultura
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UH OH! It looks like the video got pulled and the account of the uploader got shut down for reasons. Sorry, pochos. We didn’t do it. We’re victims, too. The punks come every week to celebrate feminism, animal liberation, not buying from trans-national corporations, and the do-it-yourself ethic.

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Can Speedy Gonzales escape the gatos? ‘Mexicali Shmoes’ (video)

by S. PERRY LALUZ September 29, 2015 Cartoons
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In Mexicali Shmoes, a 1959 Looney Tunes cartoon, our hero Speedy Gonzales must outrun singing gatos Jose and Manuel. Speedy’s primo, Slowpoke Gonzales, has a cameo. The plot, according to Wikipedia:

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Brand-new American citizen has a message for Donald Trump (photos)

by Andalé Mono September 24, 2015 El Now
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Concepcion M., a Texas entrepreneur, became an American citizen Wednesday at a Houston naturalization ceremony, when Federal District Judge Lynn Hughes led 2500 immigrants from around the world in the Naturalization Oath of Allegiance to the United States of America. The mother of 9-year-old citizen Carlos Arturo M., Concepcion M. has already made up her […]

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Ronald Reagan and George Bush ❤️ undocumented migrants (video)

by Andalé Mono September 23, 2015 Cultura
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Republicans In Name Only (RINOs) Ronald Reagan and George H. W. Bush, running for the GOP presidential nomination in 1980, speak up for undocumented immigrants. They definitely don’t want to make America great again.

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Alien Invasion Tomato Monster Mexican Armada (video trailer)

by Andalé Mono September 10, 2015 Cartoons
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Coming soon! Two Brothers save Earth from the Alien Invasion Tomato Monster Mexican Armada.

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The strange and mysterious ‘Legend of the Mexican Magician’ (video)

by Andalé Mono August 26, 2015 Cultura
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YouTuber Parmesana (did someone cut the cheese?) shares the enigmatic and wondrous Legend of the Mexican Musician.

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Meet Orlando Holguin, the littlest lowrider in Los Angeles (video)

by RON FLOSS August 19, 2015 Cultura
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Third-generation lowrider Orlando Holguin, six years old, was riding low and slow before he could walk. [Video by Shannon Cottrell for the L.A. Weekly.]

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Pochos With Attitude: Straight Outta Tacos (NSFW video trailer)

by Andalé Mono August 18, 2015 Cultura
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In the war to control the lucrative market for street food in South Central Los Angeles, one crew fought their way Straight Outta Tacos. Video by DESMADRE. [NSFW in several languages.]  

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The Cynical Illustrator presents Mexican Emojis – y mas (toons)

by HABLO PICASSO August 3, 2015 Cartoons
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Mexican artist Eduardo Salles (Tumblr: Cinismo Ilustrado – El Espiritu de los cinicos) created some awesome new Mexican emojis. See that foot stepping on the poopy-head emoji? That’s just the beginning!

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Hot fun in the Summertime? Too hot! ‘Sun of a Beach’ (video)

by MALIBU BARBIE July 29, 2015 Cartoons
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Man, it is hot out here today. Sun of a Beach!

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