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Danny Trejo is not so tough when it comes to goats. It’s The Guzman Show!

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Given the continued popularity of POCHO’s story on sexy Latinas with sexy feet (Selena Gomez = #1) and our continued coverage of all things hot and spicy, this video featuring Hot Sauce on Naked Feet was a must-publish-on POCHO moment for us. We’re not proud of that and we’re also disappointed Tabasco was as far as this guy goes. And aren’t you supposed to put sauce on someone else’s feet? The Internets are one big ball of confusion. [NSFW adult language.]

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uslistSteve Rogers, AKA Captain America: The Winter Soldier, keeps a list of stuff he needs to check out — stuff he missed during his 70 years asleep. It turns out the list movie goers see on the screen depends on where you see the movie. The American version (photo, top) includes disco, Steve Jobs and Thai food.

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You might not ever get rich, but let me tell you it’s better than digging a ditch. There ain’t no telling who you might meet, a moviestar or maybe even an Indian chief. Working at the car wash.

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Gustavo Arellano (the ¡Ask A Mexican! guy and editor of the OC Weekly) says Mexi food is multicultural by definition.

“Beer, bacon-wrapped hot dogs, teriyaki bowls are just a few of the foods that have bounced back and forth across Mexico’s borders, ” he explained to American Public Media’s Splendid Table radio program. [Mas…]

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Good news for gueros! One easy trick can prove you’re Mexicano, not a culero. [For audio, click on the icon in the top left of the image.]

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Hello, Egypt: Enjoy our delicious ‘Mexican’ chips! (video)

by MOSCA MEXICAN April 2, 2014 Cultura
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Cairo, Egypt’s Impact BBDO advertising agency has ‘Mexican’ chips for you! Our question: If this is Mexico, why is the WANTED sign on the sheriff’s office (and the sheriff’s sign) in English? PREVOUSLY ON ‘MEXICAN’ COMMERCIALS:

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Video: Sometimes you fight the bull; sometimes, the bull…

by Barney Asada April 2, 2014 Cultura
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You never know what’s going to happen when you get into a ring with an angry, two-tun bull.

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#FF #FrijolFriday: The ‘Blazing Saddles’ campfire scene (video)

by MOSCA MEXICAN March 28, 2014 Cultura
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Can we have some more beans, Mr. Taggart? PREVIOUSLY ON BEANS:

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And now a generic commercial from some brand (video)

by Barney Asada March 26, 2014 Cultura
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At [insert company name here] we care about the __________, the __________ and the ___________ so you and your family can ____________ and the world _______________. [Your mileage may vary. This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. […]

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Mexican company intros plug-in electric moped (video)

by Barney Asada March 18, 2014 El Now
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Armadillo Motors has begun production and sales of the very first hecho en Mexico electric vehicle, La Hybridus, a bicicleta electrica. And it looks from the company’s Facebook page that they’ve got some local police departments on the delivery list:

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The Idiot’s Guide to Smart People: ‘Politics’ (video)

by Barney Asada March 13, 2014 Cultura
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Did you know that “politics” is the smart person word for “yelling about the government”? Watch and learn. PREVIOUSLY ON POLITICAL SCIENCE VIDEO THEATRE:

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‘Game of Thrones’ inspires exotic pet cross breed chupacabras

by Barney Asada March 7, 2014 Doomsday Countdown
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Claude Griffen, from Gotcha Pest Control in Houston, knows ‘em when he see ‘em. The mysterious chupacabra sightings plaguing this Texas city, he says, are encounters with weird cross breed pets inspired by television. Reliable source Disinfo.com reports: “It was very vicious, very long, longer than a human,” said Claude Griffen from Gotcha Pest control, […]

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Where in the US is Carmen Sandiego? And WTF is she saying?

by Barney Asada February 28, 2014 Cultura
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Courtesy of Tio Sam’s United States Census.gov is this screen capture of Mexican-American distribution in the USA. Click here for an interactive map of other “Latino/Hispanic” ethnicities. Spoiler: Most Cuban-Americans are in Florida. [Click image to enlarge.]

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Gustavo Arellano tells radio about all about tacos (video)

by Barney Asada February 20, 2014 Cultura
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Sonali Kolhatkar of Uprising Radio asks Gustavo Arellano about his book Taco USA: How Mexican Food Conquered America and Gus is full of answers. PREVIOUSLY ON TACOS:

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In Ojai, garbage man Manuel Sanchez delivers joy (video)

by Barney Asada February 17, 2014 Cultura
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Garbage/trash/recyclable truck driver Manuel Sanchez, in Ojai, California, has a fan in young Daniel, an autistic boy on his route. Daniel likes to watch the truck’s weekly, predictable routine. But no one was happier than Daniel when Sanchez got out of his truck with a surprise. PREVIOUSLY ON GARBAGE MEN:

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@SaraChicaD has a Latina Valentine’s Day dilemma (video)

by Barney Asada February 10, 2014 Cultura
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Sara Inés Calderón — POCHO’s Subcommandanta del Ñews and @SaraChicaD on the Tuiter — is facing Valentine’s Day without a boyfriend, a novio. Her grandmother recommends a statue of St. Anthony, the marriage saint; with San Antonio, according to her abuela, she won’t miss the love train.

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Welcome to the Indian Store – Dream Catchers are on sale today (video)

by Barney Asada January 20, 2014 Cultura
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The Indian Store has everything the White Man needs — dream catchers, spirit animals, books on coyotes and WiFi signal boosters. [F-bombs.] Video by the 1491s. PREVIOUSLY ON NATIVE AMERICANS:

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