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Hey Vato! Tattoo or not tattoo, that is the question (NSFW video)

by KATYA LUNYA May 16, 2012 Cultura
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Chuy wants a new tattoo for his new lady love — in a special spot right over his heart. But, he wonders, is a new tat a symbol of undying devotion or merely another way to get the chicas to give it up? When Smiley pointedly asks about Chuy’s old girlfriend, an intense discussion ensues. [...]

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Letter to the Editor: How Cooter and son welcomed me to Alabama

by TOMAS SALAS May 16, 2012 Audio
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I knew that I was in a heap of trouble when the mechanics showed up in a big old beat-up four-wheel-drive mud-covered truck with a hand-painted sign on the doors that read Cooter’s Roadside Auto Repair. These fellas sat in their truck a little too long — staring at me — before they got out [...]

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The Pinker Tones want to live a ‘Life in Stereo’ (music video)

by QUESO QUESEM May 15, 2012 Cultura
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Castellano band The Pinker Tones love Life in Stereo and are determined to follow their dreams despite the unfortunate kidnapping of one member by blue winged flying saucer people in diapers (could also be purple — hard to tell)  who is then transported to the Land of Mono. After a completing a successful rescue mission [...]

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Opinion: We must fight the anti-Mayan Calendar Illuminati 1% (video)

by JUNIOR WENCES Ph.D. May 14, 2012 Doomsday Countdown
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We might not know anything about them, but Anonymous knows almost everything about us, including stuff THE MAN doesn’t want YOU to know. The modishly-masked online crusaders will soon shock our chakras with the truth about apocalyptic confluences predicted by the Mayan Calendar and aether-entities from outer espace. Predictably, the Mainstream Media New World Order [...]

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Ñewsweek: Chanclas, foreskins, gay political football, meaning of life

by Comic Saenz May 13, 2012 El Now
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“If the chancla flies, your mom is wise,” noted defense attorney Juan E. Cocran told the court, and we’ve got video to prove it. The epic flying chanclas video topped the list of big estories on POCHO this week, but only just squeezed out the Mexclusive guest editorial by GOP nominee wannabe Mexican Mitt Romney, [...]

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Sabado Pochonte Video: ‘Zorro’s Fighting Legion, Flaming Z’

by CISCO F. CUPOLA May 12, 2012 Cultura
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Zorro’s Fighting Legion  is a 1939 Republic Pictures serial featuring Reed Hadley as Zorro. The plot revolves around Zorro’s alter-ego’s (Don Diego‘s) fight against the evil Don Del Oro, who wants to become Emperor of Mexico. An occasional trope in this serial is the ritual death of at least one native informant, much like the [...]

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Latina mamás agree: Chanclas are safe and effective discipline (video)

by Comic Saenz May 12, 2012 Cultura
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Nine out of ten Latina mamás agree: Chanclas are safe and effective for use under the conditions prescribed, recommended, or suggested in the labeling.

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Around Our Town: Where to go, what to do on Mother’s Day

by CHALE KNICKERBOCKER, SOCIETY EDITOR May 12, 2012 Cultura
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BRUNCH: Nothing makes for a mellow mom like the All You Can Drink Micheladas Mother’s Day Brunch at stylish Bar Racho at the Ritchie Valens Hilton on East Olmos Boulevard. Executive Jefe Gustaco Naranjero once again promises his extensive buffet featuring a soft and hard taco station, the always-popular Holy Habanero salsa challenge and the [...]

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Classic Mexican rock: Los Teen Tops ‘Popotitos’ (videos)

by MISR LU May 11, 2012 Cultura
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If it sounds like a Spanish cover of Boney Maroney, it is. From a 1961 alternate universe that looks like Mexican Bandstand, Los Teen Tops keep those Popotitos rockin’. And speaking of Bandstand, do you know the startling story of how the late Dick Clark learned about ska? We’ve got video!

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Fired undocumented gardener sorry he ‘peed on Romney’s petunias’

by JERRY RIVERS May 11, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from BEVERLY HILLS) Inspired by Mitt Romney’s apology for assaulting a long-haired commie prep school classmate, one of the undocumented gardeners Romney hired and then fired in 1996 has issued his own apology. Berto Lopez, now working as a freelance arborist in Beverly Hills, regrets he once peed on the then-governor’s prized petunias. “I [...]

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