Comic Saenz

cruzfoodz

twodriversHooray! We found a new video upload from the same white winger who gleefully shared the dancing Raza 1 Racists 0 video.

This new upload features the irony-impaired videographer and his know-nothing posse out on the streets waving American flags and ranting about “illegals.” Then two different guys drive by and stop their trucks, get out, and confront the H8RZ. [Adult language, F-bomb.] [Mas…]

FIRED


Attention, you Africans, sings Randy Newman. Sail Away to Charleston, SC. In America, you’ll get food to eat, and won’t have to run through the jungle and scuff up your feet!

Charleston was America’s top port of entry for African slaves. [Mas…]

aliniowaAs the 2016 presidential election campaign starts up, all eyes turn to Iowa, traditionally the first place Americans get a chance to vote for their candidates. Jon Stewart and The Daily Show sent POCHO Migrant Editor Al Madrigal to the Hawkeye State to find out why exactly Iowa rates this singular honor. [Mas…]

hecho

Can you donate $20 or $50 so we can make more Ñews y Satire?
MR. POCHO SAYS ¡GRACIAS!

We like making POCHO for you every day, but it takes money. Can you help?

POCHO has no big backers, no mega investors, no brand-name “sponsors.”

That’s deliberate.  We get the cash we need from you, our loyal readers, and no one tells us what we can or cannot publish. Can you help?

We need cash. Ten bucks, $20 or even $50 isn’t that much once you do the math. Can you help?

Example:

POCHO typically publishes a minimum of four new posts every weekday, or 20 posts each week. If only half of those make you laugh, that’s 10 laughs a week. Fifty-two weeks of 10 laughs is over 500 laughs a year. With a $50 donation, your net cost per laugh is a less than a dime. UNDER TEN CENTS! Such a deal!

Please kick in a few bucks to keep the Ñews y Satire flowing.  We take all plastic and PayPal tambien.

Click on the DONATE button to give and thank you for your support.

Los Pochodores 


POCHO’s Migrant Editor Al Madrigal – who lives in Los Angeles – had to make lifestyle changes because of the California water shortage. In New York, where there’s more than enough H20 to go around, Al can let it all hang out, as he explained to Jon Stewart on The Daily Show.

PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNIA DROUGHT: [Mas…]

nazisWhat exactly is going on here? Sure, the swastika is/was an ancient symbol of good luck that has been tarnished by the slaughter of untold millions, but wassup with the Nazi-rally-sounding soundtrack? And the flags? And the stormtrooper choreography? The uploader says this video is from May 31 in Guadalajara, Mexico. It doesn’t seem very indigenous folkloristic to us. It’s more like Springtime for Hitler in Mexico. [Mas…]

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY: SCAN THIS QR CODE (toon)

by Comic Saenz June 10, 2015 Cartoons
Thumbnail image for IN CASE OF EMERGENCY: SCAN THIS QR CODE (toon)

[Mas…]

Hey Vato! Chuy needs to go but Angie is all ‘Chola Selfie’ (video)

by Comic Saenz June 9, 2015 Cultura

It’s time for old girlfriends, secret tears and family dynamics in the latest episode of Hey Vato! When Chuy’s sister Angie hogs the bathroom taking selfies, Smiley interrupts the subsequent sibling discussion with insight from author, artist and poet e.e. cummings.

[Mas…]

Looks legit: Help the wealthy with American Gold Cross (video)

by Comic Saenz June 4, 2015 Cultura
Thumbnail image for Looks legit: Help the wealthy with American Gold Cross (video)

It’s a tragedy that happens every day – but it doesn’t have to be that way. Please reach deep in your pockets to help the extremely wealthy, with American Gold Cross.

[Mas…]

How to sell stuff to passionate, emotional Hispanics (1-minute video)

by Comic Saenz May 28, 2015 Cultura
Thumbnail image for How to sell stuff to passionate, emotional Hispanics (1-minute video)

You’re passionate, Mr. and/or Ms. Hispanic, and emotional. You like stories, and web video stories under one minute long especially. Do we have some stories for you! Also tacos, which all Hispanics love, futbol ditto, and la musica, piñatas and burros tambien. HEY! WHAT ABOUT SPICY?

[Mas…]

POCHO Jefe Lalo Alcaraz explains ‘Bordertown’ to ‘The World’ (audio)

by Comic Saenz May 22, 2015 Audio
Thumbnail image for POCHO Jefe Lalo Alcaraz explains ‘Bordertown’ to ‘The World’ (audio)

Carol Wills of PRI asked POCHO Jefe-in-Chief Lalo Alcaraz to explain himself and this Bordertown thing to The World. Let’s listen in as Lalo, at Pasadena’s KPCC, talks with Carol, at WGBH in Boston….

[Mas…]

Hey Vato! Let me show you ‘how to talk to a hyna’ (video)

by Comic Saenz May 21, 2015 Cultura
Thumbnail image for Hey Vato! Let me show you ‘how to talk to a hyna’ (video)

Sure that fine chica gave you her number, but what are you going to do to seal the deal? Hey Vato’s Chuy gives Smiley a lesson in how to talk to the hynas.

[Mas…]

Racists 0, Raza 1 at ‘Support Sheriff Joe’ rally (NSFW video) *UPDATED

by Comic Saenz May 21, 2015 El Now
Thumbnail image for Racists 0, Raza 1 at ‘Support Sheriff Joe’ rally (NSFW video) *UPDATED

We don’t know this man, but we’d like to shake his hand! A (Phoenix?) demonstrator with a Mexican flag totally punked the pro-Sheriff Joe crowd in this new camera phone vid uploaded Wednesday by anti-immigration protestor Tucson William. [NSFW audio — some F-bombs.]

[Mas…]

Can Gustavo ¡Ask A Mexican! Arellano finish OC’s hottest burger? (video)

by Comic Saenz May 11, 2015 Cultura
Thumbnail image for Can Gustavo ¡Ask A Mexican! Arellano finish OC’s hottest burger? (video)

Can intrepid POCHO Associate Naranjero Gustavo ¡Ask A Mexican! Arellano and OC Weekly colleague Nick Schou make it through the Nuke Burger, said to be the hottest/spiciest hamburger in Orange County? How spicy is it? The OC Weekly’s Charles Lam reports: The Nuke Burger [at Bombburger in Huntington Beach] is quite possibly the spiciest burger […]

[Mas…]

Breaking the Ñews: Massive immigration caused California drought

by Comic Saenz May 5, 2015 El Now
Thumbnail image for Breaking the Ñews: Massive immigration caused California drought

Where has all the water gone? Screw your liberal “climate change” answer that’s really a code word so-called “progressives” use to steal from people who work for a living instead of sucking Obamacare’s socialist welfare titties. Where has all of California’s water gone? It’s the immigrants, stupid! Victor David Hanson reports for the National Review:

[Mas…]

WAR (the original band): ‘Cinco de Mayo’ (1981 complete)

by Comic Saenz May 2, 2015 Audio
Thumbnail image for WAR (the original band): ‘Cinco de Mayo’ (1981 complete)

This 1981 single from WAR was the first time many non-Latinos heard of Cinco de Mayo. This photo shows the original guys at the Sunset Grill (7439 Sunset, next to their offices (Far Out Productions) at 7417 Sunset. The Guitar Center swallowed up 7417 a while back. L-R: Charles Miller (sax, RIP), Lonnie Jordan (keyboards, […]

[Mas…]

Ask A Mexican: How should Mexicans celebrate Cinco de Mayo? (video)

by Comic Saenz May 1, 2015 Cultura

POCHO’s Associate Naranjero Gustavo ¡Ask A Mexican! Arellano dons traditional garb to esplain How REAL Mexicans Should Celebrate Cinco de Mayo.

[Mas…]

Puebla, MX narco cartel killers crush French gang invaders

by Comic Saenz May 1, 2015 Cultura
Thumbnail image for Puebla, MX narco cartel killers crush French gang invaders

(PNS reporting from PUEBLA, MX) Federales have finished cleaning up the streets of this southeastern city after a three-day battle between area gangsters and a French gang left 83 locals and 462 gabachos dead, PNS has learned. The  Marseilles gang (“La Eme”) — sent to collect a drug debt allegedly owed by the Puebla-based Ignacio Zaragosa clika […]

[Mas…]

CruzFoodz Canadchiladas: Hecho en Canada with Cuban Ingredients

by Comic Saenz April 30, 2015 Cartoons
Thumbnail image for CruzFoodz Canadchiladas: Hecho en Canada with Cuban Ingredients

[Mas…]

Happy May Day from the Workers of the World (music video, lyrics)

by Comic Saenz April 30, 2015 Cultura
Thumbnail image for Happy May Day from the Workers of the World (music video, lyrics)

Enjoy the Internacional, the world-wide (Get it? It’s international!) anthem of those red commie cabrones in Cuba and Venezuela and China and North Korea (and lurking in secretive cells everywhere else but the lamestream media sheeple won’t tell you that). Tomorrow, May 1, is May Day AKA International Workers’ Day, when the communist comrades sing […]

[Mas…]