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Colombian police have arrested three women dressed as nuns who were trying to smuggle six kilos (13.1 pounds) of cocaine hidden under their habits. The trio was popped as they were passing through the Colombian Island of San Andres – a notorious drug-trafficking route. The fake nuns were searched after police saw them acting suspiciously. [Mas…]

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Brown Republican Mr. Criminal has some serious political ambitions. Painting the White House brown is just the beginning. (NSFW lyrics.)

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From Argentina comes this day-glo mandala-meets-CGI-bloody-knife-wielding origami-looking creature feature with a techno-cumbia-sorta soundtrack by Mati Zundel and lyrics we can’t figure out. Sr. Montecostes is by Luis Suarez.

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Our new friend Aury Martinez is back with an educational video about the art and craft of eye makeup and its role in maintaining group identity while simultaneously celebrating individual personality, and other deep shit like that. (Totally NSFW language.) Aury’s on Twitter.

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Women’s History Month is a good time to spotlight sexual harassment at work.

Congress has reauthorized the Violence Against Women Act, sure, but legal action isn’t always an option, like when you’re on a business trip with the boss, or in his office for a late-night meeting.

Here are the pocho ocho ways to fend off a boss who is all hands:

8. In your best Latina voice, scream “¡No, patron, por favor, no!”

7.  He’s grabby? Grab back…and squeeeeeeeze!

6. Just go with it — you’re already asking for it with that blouse! [Mas…]

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Loving you…is easy ’cause you’re beautiful. La la la la la la la.

Native American faces down anti-immigrant protest (NSFW video)

by Verdana Bold February 6, 2013 El Now
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In a video uploaded Tuesday, and since widely-republished, a Native American pushing a baby in a stroller educates a crowd of Tucson, AZ anti-immigration demonstrators about who is really American and who is an alien invader. (NSFW language.)

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Gringo uses the old Christianity trick to get past the MIGRA (video)

by Verdana Bold November 29, 2012 El Now
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The best defense is good offense, pochos. Watch and learn! If only these undocumented immigrants had seen the video before they got stopped in the middle of Oklahoma!

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Prankster punks Speech 101 class with bogus Mexican accent (video)

by Verdana Bold November 28, 2012 Cultura
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Comedian Jose Barrientos‘s fake Mexican accent was so convincing he had his entire Speech 101 class fooled, except for this one blonde woman (she claimed later.) (NSFW audio.)

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Tio Sam’s War Department presents ‘Tuesday In November’ (video)

by Verdana Bold November 3, 2012 Cultura
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Tuesday In November (1945, directed by John Houseman 16:54) NARRATOR: It is early morning of the first Tuesday in November. This is an American city. A city that is not very large, not very rich, not very old. It is situated in the western part of the United States, in California. Its name is Riverton. [...]

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