Been indicted and it feels so good: The Governor Rick Perry Story

by Comic Saenz on August 18, 2014 in El Now

rickperryhorseWhen news broke Friday that GOP presidential nominee wannabe Texas Governor Rick Perry (photo) was indicted on two counts of abuse of power, we were pissed off because we were in the middle of a conference call and didn’t that grand jury know our meeting schedule and publishing deadlines?

We realized later, however, that we had a treasure trove of Perry-ana that could be given fresh life on the Interwebs with a cool big-ass image of Perry, a clever headline and lots of SEO-friendly keywords.

POCHO proudly presents PREVIOUSLY ON INDICTED TEXAS GOVERNOR RICK PERRY THEATRE:

Rick Perry photograph via Donkey Hotey.

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Don Pocho Loco August 18, 2014 at 2:37 PM

What, no indictment for impersonating a public *servant*? The man is a flight risk. He was on a boat in Rio Bravo just a few meters from Mexico just a couple of weeks ago. Those 1,000 national guardsman need to keep him sequestered in the governor’s mansion in Austin.

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