8. Are you Puerto Rican?
7. Wow, you don’t even have an accent!
6. Huh? You don’t know how to make tamales?
5. No thank you, I don’t eat meat.
4. My gardener’s Guatemalan; maybe you know him.
3. Chicano? Are an expert in chicanery?
2. What’s that smell from your hair?
And the numero uno thing never to say to Chicanos is…
Does your dad cut lawns?
Photo courtesy Latina mamás agree: Chanclas are safe and effective discipline (video).
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Gee, you don’t look Hispanic. I mean, you don’t have dark hair or tan skin or a hot temper. or … At this point they’re talking to my back. (Well, maybe I do have a hot temper. But it’s from having a pulse!)
No. 4 made me laugh out LOUD.
9. So do you speak Mexican?
9. Hey there Senorita
10. So you’re Spanish?
11. You know, the number one problem facing the planet is overpopulation by the third world.
12. Why do Mexicans come here?
13. Why don’t Mexicans want to assimilate?
14. California was never really part of Mexico… it was just a territory for like a week.
Was it difficult learning English?
But you have blue eyes,light skin, and brown hair
How does a candidate like you end up with such an impressing CV? And you are so articulate!