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CemeteryUFOTimes are tough in Venezuela, where Hugo Chavez‘ successor Commandante El Presidente Nicolas Maduro’s command economy has people scrambling for toilet paper as socialist shit production has outpaced the supply of papel higiénico.

But that’s not all! Last month, a half dozen people witnessed a glowing OVNI/UFO hovering above a cemetery near the sad country’s capital.

Héctor Escalante’s original Spanish report was translated by Inexplicata: [Mas…]

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mexicanswim(PNS reporting from HOUSTON) Julio Reyes wanted a beach body shape this Summer, but after weighing changing his diet, swapping soda for water and committing to a strenuous of weights and cardio, he reconsidered.

“I think I’m just going to wear my t-shirt with my swim trunks this year,” he told PNS. “That way, if my workout regimen doesn’t kick in ‘til later no one will notice.” [Mas…]

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juncohipstersfI made this cartoon, in collaboration with Native actress MorningStar Angeline, for the petition drive @ Change.org. Here’s the petition text and the complete toon [click on the image to enlarge]: [Mas…]

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La Cucaracha: George P. Bush is a ‘Latino Leader’ (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz April 14, 2015 Cartoons
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Mexican candidate in pointy boots dances in campaign video

by EDUARDO BURRO, FOREIGN CORRESPONDENT April 14, 2015 Cultura
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Botas picudas (pointy boots) and shitty “tribal” music are the highlights of this campaign video for candidato del PAN Diego Leyva por el distrito 1 en Guanajuato. PREVIOUSLY ON GUANAJUATO:

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Texas man gets ticket for riding horse to Taco Bell (video)

by GUY D'YAPPE April 13, 2015 El Now
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We have no problem with the guy riding a horse, but with all the possible places for xlnt tacos in the Great State of Tejas, this baboso goes to Taco Bell?

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Mexclusive: Beware the New World Order Deadly Space Termites

by Especial Correspondents April 13, 2015 Cultura
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LiveLeak’s Jeffrey Barber has some serious warnings for you guys so listen up, K? The pulsating you can see on this desk are YOYO NIOPION. These are extraterrestrial termites. They voraciously consumer not only wood, but everything. I mean EVERYTHING! but stone. They eat glass, steel, aluminum, plastic, wood, but most of all, they like, […]

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¿Meteorito o OVNI en Bella Vista, Buenos Aires? (video)

by ZORRO MULDER April 7, 2015 El Now
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What was it? A meteorite or an OVNI/UFO? Area kids captured a cellphone video of something hovering over Buenos Aires. Inexplicata explains: Argentina: Alleged UFO over Buenos Aires Excites Social Media A group of kids recording a noctural foray on a cellphone had a surprise. A phenomenon lit up the skies in several districts of […]

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Mexico’s government has two heads (toon)

by ERIC J. GARCIA April 6, 2015 Cartoons
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Talk show caller outs the EPA’s anti-Christian gay Latino agenda (video)

by Moctezuma Cortés April 3, 2015 El Now
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A concerned viewer from Georgia called CSPAN to expose the Environmental Protection Agency’s secret anti-Christian pro-abortion gay Latino agenda, planned in conjunction with the Sierra Club. The international conspiracy seeks to reduce human population. It happened in Rio, as it turns out.

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Welcome to Indiana: You’re not in Kansas anymore (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz April 2, 2015 Cartoons
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