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hungryguy(PNS reporting from LAREDO) District III Regional Supervisor Pablo Gutierrez, 35, could not wait for yesterday’s pinche lunch break to begin so he could buy a firme torta at Joaquin’s Lonchera.

“Tortas were all I could think about,” the middle management exec told PNS Monday evening.

“I mean, when Andy from Financing handed me all those reports, I said ‘thanks’ but I was really imagining that he was a giant slice of avocado in my torta.” [Mas…]


If beating zee caca out of a Donald Trump piñata is too last week, perhaps mademoiselle would like our newest creation, Piñata El Chapo.

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Pocho Ocho top reasons Child of the 60s The Donald is so Donald

by Especial Correspondents July 24, 2015 El Now
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After POCHO’s Dennis Wilen AKA Comic Saenz finally came clean about his history with UPenn classmate Donald Trump, we’ve learned more about the events that turned a Child of the 60s into the bitter meng he is today. Here are the Pocho Ocho Top Reasons Child of the 60s The Donald is so Donald: 8. […]

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La Cucaracha: Donalds Sterling and Trump walk into a bar

by Lalo Alcaraz July 23, 2015 Cartoons
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MundoFox: Get to know your narco cartel leaders (video)

by Moctezuma Cortés July 23, 2015 El Now
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What’s the difference between Medellin cartel jefe El Patron Pablo Escobar and Sinaloa cartel leader El Chapo Guzman? MundoFox has the answers.

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Argentine hunter shoots four-fingered ‘gray’ ET, gets abducted

by ZORRO MULDER July 23, 2015 El Now
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It was a day in the country Alberto Tavernise will never forget. First he shot an alien and then he got snatched. Inexplicata reports:

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La Cucaracha: Bring me the head of Donald Cortez (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz July 22, 2015 Cartoons
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South Carolina KKK Confederate flag march is better with tuba (video)

by RON FLOSS July 22, 2015 Cultura
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Earlier this week, in Columbia, South Carolina, Confederate-flag-waving Ku Klux Klan white wingers paraded downtown. The paramilitary-garbed haters were joined by an uninvited sousaphone player who provided ironic musical accompaniment. (A sousaphone is the marching band variety of tuba that wraps around the player, making it easier to carry.) Enjoy the tubalicious music (is that […]

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La Cucaracha: Donald Trump and the Confederate flag (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz July 21, 2015 Cartoons
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Close the Border! Vote Dinosaur Party in 2016 (toon)

by JIMWICH July 20, 2015 Cartoons
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PREVIOUSLY ON JIMWiCH:

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In New York City, La Casa de Donald takes no prisoners (photo)

by ULISSES SANCHEZ July 20, 2015 Cartoons
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More Ulisses Sanchez: Facebook and Instagram y Twitter.

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La Cucaracha: Why did NBC fire Donald Trump? (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz July 15, 2015 Cartoons
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Pocho Ocho most amazing facts behind El Chapo’s daring escape

by Especial Correspondents July 15, 2015 El Now
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The daring prison escape of Mexican drug lord El Chapo Guzman Saturday has raised many questions. Why Saturday? Who dug the tunnel? How did they do it? How did they hide? Here are Pocho Ocho Most Amazing Facts Behind El Chapo’s Escape we’ve unearthed so far: 8. Shoutout to Uber de Mexico for the fast pickup! 7. […]

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