What the heck is going on in Brazil? Two crop circles in one day?
Open Minds TV reports:
Two crop circles have appeared near the town of Ipuaçu in the state of Santa Catarina, Brazil. Local UFO researchers are convinced they are not man-made and have put up a $20,000 reward for anyone who can prove they faked them. [Mas…]
The leprechauns are small, of course, and they live in trees in the Estado Libre y Soberano de Sinaloa. Some kids captured them with their phone cams, and we’ve got the Azteca Noticias news video.
When Hell is full, the dead will walk the earth — ¡Los Walking Dead! — on Univsion!
Mississippi? The chupacabras are strong in this one. W-LOX-TV reports.
PREVIOUSLY ON MISSISSIPPI CHUBACABRA THEATRE: [Mas…]
Somewhere in Texas, it takes a village for a tortilla chip fiesta!
PREVIOUSLY ON TEXAS FOOD THEATRE: [Mas…]
Hey! I took Russki in college. Труп чупакабры в Венесуэле means “corpse of a chupacabra [found] in Venezuela.”
Poor Venezuela. Ever since Commandante Hugo Chavez died, his chosen successor Nicolas Maduro has had to cope with a series of Yanqui plots that are screwing up the economy in his socialist paradise.
First came the toilet paper shortage which Maduro blamed on imperialist sabotage, although he later tried to paint it as an example of his economic successes, claiming Venezuelan shit production had reached record levels, thereby outstripping the papel hygenico supply. [Mas…]