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paracasPochos, we have the sad.

When we reported in February that the famous ancient elongated skulls of Paracas, Peru contained alien DNA, we thought it was all scientific and stuff.

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chileufo1Officials at the Chilean government agency in charge of investigating anomalous aerial phenomena have confirmed that photos taken last year at a copper mine in the remote north Andes are definitely photos of an anomalous aerial phenomenon, or Objecto Volante Non Identificado.

The photos show a disc-shaped unidentified flying object with an internal glow, according to the experts, who concluded that the photos were genuine. [Mas…]

Britain’s Daily Mail has the breathless bulletpoints:

Three American friends hospitalised after becoming ‘possessed’ following Ouija board game in Mexican village

  • Alexandra Huerta, 22, reportedly playing with Ouija board in Mexican village
  • Joined by her brother Sergio, 23, and 18-year-old cousin Fernando Cuevas
  • But minutes into game, trio apparently started acting in a ‘trance-like state’ [Mas…]

la_serena_ufo_2 A colorful OVNI/UFO buzzed the beachfront promenade in the northern Chilean city of La Serena and was recorded by a group of young people late last month.

OpenMindsTV reports:

The video was recorded at the La Serena beachfront promenade La Avenida del Mar, a location popular with tourists. As Chilean news site El Observatodo describes, the UFO video shows a small yellow light moving in the sky at different speeds and quickly changing altitude. And, according to UFO Digest, one of the witnesses can be heard in the video stating that the UFO lands in an empty lot on the beach before ascending again. [Mas…]


Antonio Vazquez Alba, popularly known as the the Grand Warlock of Mexico, is working his magic on the World Cup, cursing opposing teams and clearing the way for a victory by Mexico. El Brujo Mayor’s track record in influencing and predicting world events is unsurpassed; he famously predicted President Obama would not be reelected to a second term.


Holy Spaghetti Monster! The cryptozoological mystery of the elusive Mexican Bigfoot has been solved at last, courtesy Mark Anders.

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HRGigerThe death this week of artist H.R. Giger — best known for the fantastic creatures he created for films like Alien and Species — has unleashed some fascinating speculation about his role in shaping other people’s realities.

Did his creations inspire the descriptions of face-to-face enounters with El Chupacabra?

Prior to 1995, chupacbras were typically described as dog-like creatures, according to one expert.  The CryptoZoooNews reports: [Mas…]


A star-shaped OVNI/UFO outlined with glowing lights was captured on video as it flew over Medellin, Colombia in February.

“They’ve come to get us,” say the witness as they laugh.

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Michoacán tornado home video: ‘¡No manches!’ (NSFW)

by ROD ESTERLING March 31, 2014 Doomsday Countdown
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A tornado hit the town of Tangancicuaro in the Mexican state of Michoacán on March 22, damaging over 250 homes. This unedited, single-take home video features great play-by-play voiceover while the camera documents flying chonies and other debris. And enjoy the narrator’s colorful vulgar interjections! [NSFW Spanish audio.]

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BSAA airliner over Andes transmits ‘S T E N D E C’ in Morse, vanishes

by Comic Saenz March 20, 2014 Audio
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They called her Star Dust. The British South American Airways (BSAA) Avro Lancastrian airliner (registration G-AGWH) took off from Buenos Aires, Argentina enroute to Santiago, Chile on August 2, 1947. Star Dust’s final Morse code transmission to Santiago airport, S T E N D E C, was received by the control tower four minutes prior […]

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Deja vu all over again: Where in the world is Argentina’s TC-48?

by ROD ESTERLING March 19, 2014 Doomsday Countdown
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The Argentinean Air Force Douglas DC4, TC-48, took off from Howard AFB in Panama on Nov. 3, 1965 with 68 on board — nine crewmembers and 59 cadets from the 31st class of the Military Aviation School. It was supposed to be their last training flight before graduation. The so-called “cadet flight” was never seen […]

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Scientists say wild axolotls may be doomed to extinction (video)

by Andalé Mono March 14, 2014 Doomsday Countdown
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Unless the pollution in the lakes and swamps of Mexico City isn’t drastically reversed, scientists say, there will be no more of the cute little axolotl salamanders living in the wild. PREVIOUSLY ON AXOLOTLS:

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‘Game of Thrones’ inspires exotic pet cross breed chupacabras

by Barney Asada March 7, 2014 Doomsday Countdown
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Claude Griffen, from Gotcha Pest Control in Houston, knows ‘em when he see ‘em. The mysterious chupacabra sightings plaguing this Texas city, he says, are encounters with weird cross breed pets inspired by television. Reliable source Disinfo.com reports: “It was very vicious, very long, longer than a human,” said Claude Griffen from Gotcha Pest control, […]

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UFO/OVNI hovers over park in the Yucatan — what is it? (video)

by OBI JUAN February 20, 2014 Doomsday Countdown
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The video shows the bright object hovering over Los Almedros II Park in Ciudad Caucel, in the Yucutan. Inexplicata reports: A putative UFO was recorded on video on 11 February 2014. The videographer adds that it was recorded at 22:00 hours on that day, adding: “I’m not saying it’s a spaceship, but it is an […]

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Wild Chihuahuas terrorize Arizona town

by Victor Payan February 18, 2014 Cultura
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(PNS reporting from MARICOPA COUNTY) In a breaking development on a story first reported by POCHO in 2012, packs of wild Chihuahuas have taken over and are terrorizing a small town in Maricopa County, AZ. The roving bands of pint-sized pooches have residents mortified, primarily because locals are afraid of anything remotely Mexican. Officials agree […]

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Mexican biologists wonder: Where have all the axolotls gone?

by Andalé Mono January 31, 2014 Doomsday Countdown
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You know those uber-cute salamander-like axolotls who are native to the lake system in and around Mexico City? They’re gone. The Guardian reports: Growing up to a foot long (30 cm) and known as the “water monster” or the “Mexican walking fish”, its only natural habitat is the Xochimilco network of lakes and canals, which […]

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La Cucaracha: Non-lyin’ Mayan 2014 prophecy: George Zimmerman

by Lalo Alcaraz January 8, 2014 Cartoons
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WTF? Brazil gets two ‘crop circles’ in one day (video)

by ROD ESTERLING November 19, 2013 Doomsday Countdown
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What the heck is going on in Brazil? Two crop circles in one day? Open Minds TV reports: Two crop circles have appeared near the town of Ipuaçu in the state of Santa Catarina, Brazil. Local UFO researchers are convinced they are not man-made and have put up a $20,000 reward for anyone who can […]

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¡Mira! Kids in Sinaloa photograph leprechauns (video)

by ROD ESTERLING November 18, 2013 Cultura
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The leprechauns are small, of course, and they live in trees in the Estado Libre y Soberano de Sinaloa. Some kids captured them with their phone cams, and we’ve got the Azteca Noticias news video.

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New! From Univision: ‘Los Walking Dead’ (telenovela video)

by Moctezuma Cortés November 15, 2013 Cultura
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When Hell is full, the dead will walk the earth — ¡Los Walking Dead! — on Univsion!

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Was El Chupacabra spotted in Picayune, Mississippi? (video)

by ROD ESTERLING November 6, 2013 Doomsday Countdown
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Mississippi? The chupacabras are strong in this one. W-LOX-TV reports. PREVIOUSLY ON MISSISSIPPI CHUBACABRA THEATRE:

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Texas ants work together to take tortilla chip back to the casa (video)

by ROD ESTERLING October 9, 2013 Cultura
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Somewhere in Texas, it takes a village for a tortilla chip fiesta! PREVIOUSLY ON TEXAS FOOD THEATRE:

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From Venuezuela: Труп чупакабры в Венесуэле (chupacabra video)

by Comic Saenz October 8, 2013 Doomsday Countdown
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Hey! I took Russki in college. Труп чупакабры в Венесуэле means “corpse of a chupacabra [found] in Venezuela.” Poor Venezuela. Ever since Commandante Hugo Chavez died, his chosen successor Nicolas Maduro has had to cope with a series of Yanqui plots that are screwing up the economy in his socialist paradise. First came the toilet […]

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Did Uncle Sam kill Tupac Shakur and Michael Jackson? (video)

by GLENN BECK September 17, 2013 Cultura
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Did the United States government kill Tupac Shakur and Michael Jackson as part of a plot to “control African-American youth through their music?” Former Defense Department operative Robert Connors says we’ll find out Monday next week! [Note: We tried to run a copy of this video earlier today but it was removed from LiveLeak just […]

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