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LAPD finds Christopher Dorner wallet at Russian meteor crash site

by Malcolm Mex February 16, 2013 Doomsday Countdown
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(PNS reporting from LOS ANGELES) Fugitive ex-cop Christopher Dorner’s wallet was found at the Russian meteor crash site, according to an LAPD statement issued here today. Although the Los Angeles Police Department does not have an explanation for how the charred wallet ended up on the meteor, observers note the theory supports the “Magic Wallet” theory [...]

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PNS*Hot*Flash: Yucatán prays for Russia after meteor

by EresNerd February 15, 2013 Doomsday Countdown
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(PNS reporting from MEXICO) This just in: The Yucatán Peninsula is sending thoughts and prayers to the people of the Ural Mountains of Russia impacted by today’s meteorite. “Sixty-six million years ago, one of those pinche asteroids hit me and killed my dinosaurs,” Yucatan told reporters at a hastily-called press conference.  “I am still upset about [...]

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UFO/OVNI sightings over Popocatepetl, Santa Clarita CA (videos)

by ROD ESTERLING February 14, 2013 Doomsday Countdown
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The UFO/OVNI sightings of bright lights flying into Mexico City’s Popocateptl volcano — the ones authorities said were optical illusions last time around — have shown up on TV news again. And peep this video of what appears to be the Mothership flying over Santa Clarita, northwest of Los Angeles:

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La Cucaracha: Happy New Year 2013 (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz December 31, 2012 Cartoons
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Say goodbye to 2012, ‘The Year of the Chancla’ in Mayan Calendar

by CHANCE JARDINERO December 27, 2012 Cultura
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Overlooked in the Mayan Apocalypse Doomsday frenzy: December 21 was also the end of the Year of the Chancla, one of nine named years in the Mayan calendar. Here are the pocho ocho other next named years: 2013: Year of the Nopal 2014: Year of the Pendleton 2015: Year of the Nalgas 2016: Year of [...]

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The Day After the Mayan Apocalypse (totally NSFW video)

by MITT HED December 22, 2012 Doomsday Countdown
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It’s bad enough if you have to come into work on a Saturday, and even worse when it’s the day after the Mayan Apocalypse! (Totally NSFW.)

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POCHO web server crashes as Doomsday Clock hits 00:00:00

by Comic Saenz December 22, 2012 Corporate
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POCHO’s web server crashed — along with the Mayan Calendar — at midnight Friday when our Mayan Apocalypse Doomsday Countdown Clock (since disabled) shut down at 00:00:00. If you stopped by after midnight — we rebooted at 7:30 AM — here’s what you saw and heard. Can you help POCHO upgrade our infrastructure?

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Breaking: Venezuelan astronomer reveals Mayan Apocalypse schedule

by EDUARDO BURRO December 21, 2012 Doomsday Countdown
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Email from astronomer and Venezuelan native Ricardo Salamé Páez details today’s schedule for the Mayan Apocalypse: HORARIO DEL FIN DEL MUNDO para los Habla Hispana 06:30 – Apertura del Fin 07:00 – Lluvia de meteoritos 08:30 – Llegada del primer tsunami 10:00 – Bienvenida de los ovnis 10:30 – flashmob baile de ovnis al estilo [...]

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La Cucaracha from January, 2012: Prophecies of Doom (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz December 21, 2012 Cartoons
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Around Our Town: Where to go, what to do for the Mayan Apocalypse

by CHALE KNICKERBOCKER, SOCIETY EDITOR December 21, 2012 Doomsday Countdown
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Rancho Pocho and surrounding communities will be alive with excitement tonight as everyone awaits the End of the World As We Know It at midnight local time. Don’t stay at home — party hardy or die Mayan! Here’s what’s going on around town: • FOR THE GENTS: In the Rancho Pocho Downtown Historic District, Club [...]

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