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It is a period of barrio civil war. Darth Hater, owner of El Chingon Body Shop, and his associates — Jar Jar Blinks, Baboso Feo, and Chavala Punk — have every loco, loca, and loquito living in fear of the mal ojo and the mal lube job.
Raza living on both ends of Galaxia Boulevard, from east to west are all aguitado. Things are so hot, a homeboy can’t roll down a calle without getting mad dogged by every watching eye. They take out their frustrations on each other.
Meanwhile, Luke Starewalker, is at the mercy of his sister Princess Bella. Luke works at El Mas Chingon Body Shop and defends it from bitch-ass hater licensiados y oficiales. Starewalker has visions of OG Homie Juan Kanobi that teach him the ways of the Deadeye Knight, a fuerza that shakes of hater’s mean mugs.
On Galactica Avenue, Hans Cholo is vulnerable without wheels. Chuey Vaca is somewhere in the barrio driving around aimlessly.
Down the block, the E-Walks are on patamobile because they haven’t made their first payment to El Mas Chingon Body Shop for a set of 24′s.
Va tronar el pedo….
Thus began the Stare Wars.
Video by Baktun 12. Directed by Marc David Pinate. Produced by Marcos Cabrera & Haldun Morgan. Edited by Haldun Morgan. Written by Baktun 12.
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You guys are hilarious.!!! I am so contenta to have found your website. I had found some of your comentarios in a magazine , and loved it. It reminds me of the way we spoke , when I was growing up in the Brownsville Texas(the Rio Grande Valley). I live in Chicago since 1976, and the hispanics here are totally different…..anyway this is great humor and I can totally relate and wish you the best………thanks, from a homesick tejana
Thanks, Margarita! Your comment made my morning!
How are we different? And by Hispanics in Chicago do you mean Mexicans?