Exclusive preview of Ann Romney’s Food Blog: The Electric Stove

by Elise Roedenbeck on November 7, 2012 in El Now, Pocho Ñews Service

(PNS reporting from BOSTON) With the election totally over, Ann Romney is free to pursue her true passion: cooking dinner every night for her large family and sharing Romney recipes.

Here’s exclusive preview of the Breakfast Club section of Ann’s upcoming food blog The Electric Stove:

White Toast

This is a very old family recipe dating back generations!

Little known fact: my Great Aunt Jebadisa was a leading pioneer in the Women’s Pre-Sliced White Bread Movement. When I think about the sacrifices she made, slicing each piece individually and toasting each slice by candle fire, I nearly break down and weep.

Thanks to her gallant efforts, people everywhere can enjoy this amazing recipe. Show your support for women by breaking out your finest china!

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Water with a Lemon Wedge

This is a great recipe for when I’m feeling rebellious (I don’t even wear an apron!)

*Note: I prefer lemons  from Mexico — that way I know for sure they were picked by self-deporters.

USA! USA!

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Rice Crispies

You’re probably thinking, Whoa Ann! This is a wholesome tasty breakfast and everything but it’s a little gosh darn loud!

It’s true; your neighbors might complain about the noise, but then you can just invite them in for a quick baptizing (make lemon water out of lemons!)

If you’re anything like me, you’ll find that the snap, crackle, pop drowns out the noise of your own self-hatred. :)

Ann Romney photo by DonkeyHotey.

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marti vinson November 8, 2012 at 5:37 PM

Hilarious… oh that ann!

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