Exclusive preview of Ann Romney’s Food Blog: The Electric Stove

(PNS reporting from BOSTON) With the election totally over, Ann Romney is free to pursue her true passion: cooking dinner every night for her large family and sharing Romney recipes.

Here’s exclusive preview of the Breakfast Club section of Ann’s upcoming food blog The Electric Stove:

White Toast

This is a very old family recipe dating back generations!

Little known fact: my Great Aunt Jebadisa was a leading pioneer in the Women’s Pre-Sliced White Bread Movement. When I think about the sacrifices she made, slicing each piece individually and toasting each slice by candle fire, I nearly break down and weep.

Thanks to her gallant efforts, people everywhere can enjoy this amazing recipe. Show your support for women by breaking out your finest china!

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Water with a Lemon Wedge

This is a great recipe for when I’m feeling rebellious (I don’t even wear an apron!)

*Note: I prefer lemons  from Mexico — that way I know for sure they were picked by self-deporters.

USA! USA!

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Rice Crispies

You’re probably thinking, Whoa Ann! This is a wholesome tasty breakfast and everything but it’s a little gosh darn loud!

It’s true; your neighbors might complain about the noise, but then you can just invite them in for a quick baptizing (make lemon water out of lemons!)

If you’re anything like me, you’ll find that the snap, crackle, pop drowns out the noise of your own self-hatred. 🙂

Ann Romney photo by DonkeyHotey.

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