Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX): Beware of the Mexi-Muslim threat

(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON, D.C.) Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) warned Wednesday that “radical Islamists” are being “trained to act like Hispanic[s]” and cross the U.S.-Mexico border.

“We know Al Qaeda, which has changed its name to Al Pastor, has camps with the drug cartels over there on the other side of the Mexican border,” he warned on C-SPAN.

“Arabs are now being trained to come in and act like Hispanics instead of radical Islamists. They teach them to say ‘homeboy’ instead of ‘habibi,’ they show them how to watch ‘telenovelas’ instead of Bin Laden videos. It’s pure evil!”

“I have seen these camps myself. They are busy painting camels with black and white stripes to disguise them as zedonks and infiltrate the booming Mexican souvenir photograph industry. They adapt their terror tactics to Mexican carpooling techniques and can hide their armies of terror in one mid-sized Chevrolet. Their women terrorists learn how to wear serapes as burqas!”

Gohmert, who has a degree from Alex Jones University, also claimed that Americans should stop consuming Mexican food, as it is actually Middle Eastern food in disguise.

“Chips and bean dip ain’t nothing but hummus and pita chips,” said Gohmert. “A burrito is simply a taco in a burqa! Mexican dishes are WMDs — Weapons of Mass Deliciousness!”

Gohmert has long argued that pregnant women were coming to the U.S. to have babies to take advantage of birthright citizenship so that their babies would grow up to be terrorists.

“These ‘Lorenzos of Arabia’ are coming to take our womenfolk, and use their natural swarthiness to impregnate our Freedom Wombs with Anchor Terror Babies. I believe my son Fernando to be one of these, as he highly resembles our terror-gardener.”

Gohmert maintains Mexicans are actually Muslim terrorists in disguise. “I believe that Salma Hayek, as bodacious as she may be, is an Arab terrorist. She has obviously been smuggling TNT in her sweaters for years. Also, can you say “CARLOS SLIM? They call him the Fat Sheik!”

Gohmert also warned of the longstanding threat of fake Hispanic Muslims goal of implementing “Shakira Law”, which he says is dangerous, because “hips don’t lie.”

He called for the building of a fence on the U.S.-Mexico border, and for the U.S. to go after Al Pastor’s number-two leader, who Gohmert claimed is named “Carne Assad,” although he later admitted in an email it actually might be the #2 Combo at Alberto’s Taco Shop.

The way Latinos pray “Muslim style” when they are around him, the congressman said, confirms his suspicions:

When these terrorists disguised as Hispanics see me, they always raise their hands to heaven and shout ‘Allah Chingada!’

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