@MexicanMitt: Corrected subtitles for my Univision appearance

Those vendidos at Univision‘s Espanish subtitling department are lying Cubanos and they hate Mexicans like me. That is the ONLY EXPLANATION I have for the way they translated my remarks for my Espanish-speaking friends.

Here is what I really said:

So-called transcript: But the truth is as you know my dad was born of American parents living in Mexico.

Correct subtitle: YO SER MEXI-MORMON GUERO

The immigration system, I think we all agree, is broken and it’s been a political football for years. MEXICANOS DEBER EL SELF-DEPORTO

I love legal immigration. MI CERVEZA FAVORITA ES TEQUILA

Well, first of all this is a campaign about the 100 percent. GRINGOS FLOJOS NO PAGAR TAXES. ESPECIALMENTE EN TEXAS

I love Hispanics. YO TENER UN CHINGO DE VIEJAS EN UN CHINGO DE CASAS

Well, we’re not going to — we’re not going to round up people around the country and deport them. ADIOS, MOJADOS.

I am a businessman. YO SER UN BAINDIDO

Yeah, that’s a great question and it counts, and you point out, Jorge. TU ERES EL LATINO ANDERSON COOPER

 I would repeal all of Obamacare and replace it. VICKS VAPORUB PARA TODOS

We have a responsibility in this country to reduce drug usage. YO SER MORMONAZO MORENAZO

My campaign is about the 100% of Americans. MI FAVORITO ES EL 69%

 

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