Walk the walk! Here’s how to help those refugee kids

by Lalo Alcaraz and Javier Cabral July 16, 2014 El Now
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What’s way more powerful than all of the ignorance coming out of #MurrietaHateCityUSA? The power of a philanthropic pocho! And better yet, the power of a whole lot of philanthropic pochos and pochas. Watch, that’ll show them!

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Illegals ride luxury limos to invade our country (video)

by Comic Saenz July 16, 2014 El Now
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This Reuters news video spotlights the luxury transportation the brown-skinned, drug-smuggling, disease-spreading, job-stealing illegal invaders use to travel across Mexico to infect our God-given homeland, all part of the Kenyan Muslim Obummer socialist plot to destroy America. POCHO ÑEWS SERVICE PNS IS A WHOLLY-FICTITIOUS SUBSIDIARY OF POCHISMO INC., A CALIFORNIA CORPORATION, WHO IS A PERSON […]

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La Cucaracha: ‘Illegal children’ steal jobs, protestors say (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz July 16, 2014 Cartoons
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Hate Letter of the Day: Dear Lala, you racist hypocrite

by Mexi-Hipocritas July 16, 2014 Cultura
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Mexicans and Anglo Americans are exactly alike. You are just as racist Mejicanoh, oh wait, I mean, Chicano… Meixcan American… I forget, you don’t consider yourselves Mexican… or do you. You MeCHA Aztlanersss get me all confused. Or wait, you don’t consider yourselves Latino but rather.. MESSICAN! ANYWAYS… so, as I was saying, you share […]

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Deja vu all over again: Welcome to Murrieta, Arkansas (photos)

by Comic Saenz July 16, 2014 El Now
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45 years ago, the USA fake-landed on the Moon (video)

by Soy Capitan July 16, 2014 Cultura
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The United States faked a Moon landing 45 years ago today. FUSION Space Cadet Elise Roedenbeck reports. [Roedenbeck patrols several quadrants of the Twitterverse on the Federation Star Cruiser Buttronica.)

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La Cucaracha: This just in from Murrieta… (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz July 15, 2014 Cartoons
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Bar band Beatlemania, Cuba-style: ‘Hey Yude’ (video)

by MOON GUAC July 15, 2014 Cultura
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There’s lots of rum at this Camaguey, Cuba resort hotel bar and nothing goes better with rum than that Lennon y McCartney favorite, Hey Yude.

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No, ancient Peruvians didn’t have alien DNA because science

by ROD ESTERLING July 15, 2014 Cultura
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Pochos, we have the sad. When we reported in February that the famous ancient elongated skulls of Paracas, Peru contained alien DNA, we thought it was all scientific and stuff. Here’s what we wrote.

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Friday Night Lights in Tijuana means Lucha Libre (video)

by I. RON SHAKE July 15, 2014 Cultura
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A gringo goes to Tijuana to meet the men, both tecnicos and rudos, behind in the masks of lucha libre.

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La Cucaracha: OMG, it’s a topless beach! (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz July 14, 2014 Cartoons
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Pocho Ocho top Spanglish text message abbreviations

by Especial Correspondents July 14, 2014 Cultura
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An Australian company has compiled the Top 100 get message abbreviations they use in Oz (photo) and we realized the list from way way overseas totally leaves out the abbreviations we pochos use. Here are the Pocho Ocho most popular Spanglish text message abbreviations: 8. FTP: Fuck That Puto 7. ADM: Ay Dios Mio 6. […]

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POCHO History 101: It’s Bastille Day — let’s revolt! (NSFW video)

by SANTANA ROBESPIERRE July 14, 2014 Cultura
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If it’s 1789, this must be Bastille Day and the start of the French Revolution. The 99% are enraged by Queen Marie Antoinette‘s glib remark about poor people who have no bread, and a peasant posse is out lookin’ for people who eat cake. (NSFW language.) And what would Bastille Day be without a stirring […]

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Donkey see, donkey do at Otumba’s annual Burro Fair (video)

by EDUARDO BURRO July 14, 2014 Cultura
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Historic Otumba, in the State of Mexico, was filled with ass-loving fans at the Feria del Burro (donkey fair) earlier this year.

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Welcome to Murrieta, where we scream at scared child refugees

by Lalo Alcaraz July 11, 2014 Cartoons
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Brazil street musician just kills it with ‘Sultans of Swing’ (video)

by QUESO QUESEM July 11, 2014 Cultura
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Dire Straits’ hit Sultans of Swing filled the air in Sao Paolo, Brazil, last week. This guy rocks!

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Proper Pronunciation for Pochos: ‘How to say fajita’ (video)

by Barney Asada July 11, 2014 Cultura
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Today’s word is fajita, (/fəˈhiːtə/; Spanish: [faˈxita]), commonly referring to any grilled meat served as a taco on a flour or corn tortilla in Tex-Mex cuisine. It’s a difficult word to pronounce properly, so listen closely. PREVIOUSLY ON PROPER PRONUNCIATION:

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La Cucaracha: Do you know a good landscape professional? (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz July 11, 2014 Cartoons
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Chile officials: UFO/OVNI pics show real UFO/OVNI (photos)

by ROD ESTERLING July 11, 2014 Doomsday Countdown
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Officials at the Chilean government agency in charge of investigating anomalous aerial phenomena have confirmed that photos taken last year at a copper mine in the remote north Andes are definitely photos of an anomalous aerial phenomenon, or Objecto Volante Non Identificado. The photos show a disc-shaped unidentified flying object with an internal glow, according […]

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If you think you worked hard today, watch these guys! (video)

by HO LEE KAO July 10, 2014 Cultura
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Four guys with picks and shovels dig a water well in Oaxaca in this 2008 video. The temperature approached 100°, according to the uploader. It’s amazing to watch how hard these guys work, and the techniques they use to turn a hole in the ground into a working well. Here’s what it says on YouTube:

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Pocho Ocho top reasons for Brazil vs Alemania futbol FAIL

by Especial Correspondents July 10, 2014 El Now
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Tuesday’s disastrous Brazil-Germany FIFA2014 World Cup futbol match, which ended in Germany whipping the host country 7-1, has saddened the nation (photo.) And on Wednesday, Brazil’s soccer fans were struggling to understand what exactly went wrong. We analyzed press and social media reactions and translated from the Portuguese to bring you their Pocho Ocho top […]

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La Cucaracha: Lose weight fast with the Latino Diet Pyramid (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz July 9, 2014 Corporate
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