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PNS*Hot*Flash: Sheriff Joe has fallen and he can’t get up

by Santino J. Rivera on February 28, 2013 in El Now, Pocho Ñews Service

(PNS reporting from PHOENIX) Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio has fallen and he can’t get up. The 80-year old remains in St. Joseph’s Hospital after falling and breaking his left shoulder on the way to lunch.

Doctors say they can fix him up better than ever:

Joe Arpaio, racist cop. A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world’s first bionic bigot. Joe Arpaio will be that man. More racist than he was before. Hateful, senile, old.

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{ 2 comments }

Joe No Soy Capitan February 28, 2013 at 5:22 PM

He fell during autoerotic fistation.

Santino J. Rivera February 28, 2013 at 5:24 PM

Well shit, if that’s the case, maybe he’ll join David Carradine. :)

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