Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FLA) sure drank a lot of Poland Spring® water during his Republican State of the Union rebuttal speech Tuesday night.
Here are the pocho ocho reasons the GOP’s Great Brown Hope was so thirsty:
8. He’s a pinche mojado
7. Global warming
6. He finds this bullshit hard to swallow himself
5. My name is Marco and I am an aquaholic
4. Poland Spring — the Republican answer to Arab Spring
3. Too caliente for fellow Republicans
2. Water keeps the heroin balloons down
And the numero uno reason Sen. Marco Rubio drank so much water is…
Stay thirsty my friends!
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He really found his bullshit hard to swallow. He got gaged by the white man.
Good One Luiza!
He drank so much water because Liars get cotton mouth when lying.
he is a diabetic
He is also suffers from diarrhea of the mouth.
Luisa: Yes, he was trying to get that taste of “Boehner” out of his mouth.
Thanks for confirming that this amnesty crap being pulled by Rubio and company will do nothing to attract latino voters, lol.