Pocho Ocho top differences between Republicans and Democrats

by OKUN TRAIRE on September 5, 2012 in El Now, Pocho Ocho

What, you may axe, distinguishes the Republican and Democratic parties?

Here’s our list of the the Pocho Ocho top differences:

8. GOP: Ted Nugent; Dems: Ted Nguyen

7. GOP: Hands off my guns; Dems: Hands off my vagina

6. GOP: “Boy the way Glenn Miller played”; Dems: “I’ll be there for you”

5. GOP: Merlin; Dems: Bill Nye the Science Guy

4. GOP: Fracking; Dems: Kale chips

3. GOP: Don’t Ask Don’t Tell; Dems: Ooooh, tell me everything, girlfriend!

2. GOP: Private equity hedge funds; Dems: Menudo cook-offs

And the numero uno difference between the Republicans and Democrats is…

GOP: Mope; Dems: Hope.

 

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