8. I’m gonna make you sweat like Marco Rubio.
7. When I said you look like Beyonce, I meant that in a good way.
6. My love for you is from five to ten years with the possibility of early parole.
5. You may be undocumented, but I think you’re DREAMy.
4. If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, get a restraining order.
3. The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. The quickest way to a woman’s heart is through her taco.
2. Este amor apasionado…
And the numero uno Pocho Valentine’s Day sentiment is…
You can cross my border any time!