Pocho Ocho ways you gabacho guys might be Hispandering

by JOSE JIMENEZ on November 14, 2012 in Cultura, Pocho Ocho

Since the election, all the cool guys want to be Latinos and maybe you do too, Mr. White, Non-Hispanic-American. We understand, but we want to make sure you don’t go overboard. Peep our pocho ocho ways you might be Hispandering:

8. Goodbye iPod, hello maracas
7. Your name is now spelled Bíll Coñnelly
6. You call the guys in your golf foursome “mi gente”
5. You lower your Prius
4. You change your name to Geraldo
3. Lifetime membership in Chest Hair Club for Men
2. Complain “it would be easier if I were Latino”

And the numero uno way you might be Hispandering is…

You only date women with unibrows.

Image courtesy costumes in ‘plus sizes’ here.

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Marcos November 14, 2012 at 10:21 AM

How about:
you make a music video with random mariachi in it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSBFehvLJDc

WTF Train??

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Al Carlos Hernandez November 14, 2012 at 2:02 PM

Great concept.

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abel rodriguez November 14, 2012 at 5:11 PM

Sixty per/cect of the nation UNITED STATES that is voted for OBAMA,What do you people want,,rush limbough wont shut up you LOST THE ELECTION,,,just take and become real people like the rest of 60%

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