Are you a Chipster (Chicano + hipster)? There are Pocho Ocho ways to tell. You might be a Chipster if…
8. You wear skinny jeans instead of Levi’s when swimming at the beach
7. You scored a medical marijuana prescription to protect you from the ojo
6. Your tricked-out chrome lowrider bike is a vintage Schwinn fixie
5. You got “CHAVO” tattooed on the knuckles of one hand and “OCHO” tattooed on the other
4. You traded your Vicente Fernandez ‘stache for a Flores Magon model
3. You use Tres Flores on your faux hawk
2. Your yard birds are guajolotes
And the numero uno way you might be a Chipster is...
You gentrified your own neighborhood when you moved back in with your mom.
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