(PNS reporting from NEW YORK CITY) One third of Latinas have racist vaginas but only 1% of Latinos have racist penises.
That’s the conclusion of a study published this week in the journal Science which recaps 10 years of research across Latino ethnic-subgroups in different geographical areas around the country.
Following a group of 2,000 Latinos and Latinas from the ages of 13 through 23, researchers found the sexual disparity to hold true no matter which Latin American country participants were from.
“While we didn’t expect to see so many racist vaginas, we were not completely thrown off by the non-racist penises,” said lead author Álvaro Pérez, of CUNY School of Public Health at Hunter College. Pérez also co-authored a study on the racism of white penises, which is non-existent as long as ones’ bros are looking.
“I mean, c’mon, who doesn’t love boobs, eh?” he said.
For years, it was assumed that women did not think with their vaginas; however, the study found that one in three Latinas preferred to date Latino men over non-Latino men. Baffled, scientist concluded that women must be thinking with their vaginas, and that for the most part, those vaginas are racist.
“It’s not that I’m racist, per-se, it’s just that my lady-flower likes brown men (or a certain suavesura?),” said Veronica Casillas, a study participant. “Let’s be honest, pink circumcised penises are kind of gross… Plus, I need to be called Mami.”
Study authors stand by their findings, despite protests from within the academic community — and without.
Scott Linski, national president of the fraternity Sigma Theta Epsilon, was particularly put out, noting that on several occasions he and his brothers “scored” with hot Mexican chicks during Spring Break trips to Cancún. “They were totally into us,” he told PNS.
Despite the racist chachas, Latinos as a group have one of the highest rates of interracial marriage — 26% for both men and women — of any other group.
Researcher Pérez told PNS that he and his team will continue their study of the vagína racista in hopes of determining whether this trend holds up after divorce and child support hearings in the next 10 years.
Elise Roedenbeck contributed to this report
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