Commie Mayan Queen of Hearts: The caption contest!*


The back story is that when Soviet linguist Yuri Knorozov deciphered the classic Mayan glyphs in 1952, a mini Mayan craze swept Red artistic circles. Propaganda subtext? Your code is not safe, comrade. A deck of playing cards was the result. Meet the Queen of Hearts, a lovely Д is for “dama” (dame or Дама) indeed. And her little chihuahua.

Write the funniest caption, win the funniest prize!

Funniest caption wins and this thread closes at midnight Friday night. We’ll send the winner something cool! *Contest closed, winnner below!

For more POCHO coverage of the Russian-Mayan conjunction, check out the latest warnings about the imminent crash of Russian space junk and how it will trigger the Mayan Doomsday scenario.