SCHWA the Video: Dear ‘Stick People’ – Your Alien Overlords are here

by THE KRELL on February 25, 2012 in Cartoons, Cultura, Doomsday Countdown, Outer Espace

Before X Files claimed “the truth is out there,” before anyone heard of the Mayan Apocalypse, visionary Bill Barker raised the alarm, warning the few who would listen about the real illegal immigration threat – the imminent invasion of Gray Aliens from Outer Espace.

For a while, anyhow. Then he went over to Their Side.

Hollywood-born Barker, who recently approached POCHO to sugarcoat his poison meme, claimed:

I “parquito the espanale” a little. And I was raised in East L.A., near Maywood.

This human sellout — channeling thought emanations from Zeta Reticuli — created, built, staffed and managed the SCHWA Corporation, the holding company of the grays. His mission? Carry out the commands of the Alien Overlords and complete the domination of Earth and its clueless Stick People.

Barker proudly gave POCHO his SCHWA World Operations Manual, and we present it here so you can Know Thy Enemy. Read it before you die. Or peep our handy video, ribbed for your protection.


YOUR ALIEN OVERLORDS WANT YOU TO PLAY THIS FULL SCREEN WITH LOUD SOUND.

SCHWA
World Operations Manual

© Copyright 1997 William Barker / Carvin Knowles. All Rights Reserved. Used With Permission.

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MP3J Sark February 26, 2012 at 1:41 AM

Oh man, I love my SCHWA manual! I was wondering what ever happened to the Corporation. I had noticed a while back that the domain vanished.

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zobop republic December 24, 2012 at 10:22 AM

I bought the Schwa manual many years ago and I’m a card carrying member of the Schwa Corporation. I’m still trying to un-lock the Secrets! :)

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