(PNS reporting from DITTOSTAN) Just a day after revealing that The Dark Knight Rises villain ‘Bane’ is actually Mitt Romney, Rush Limbaugh has uncovered even more insidious left-wing propaganda in the eagerly-anticipated film:
The movie, Limbaugh told his radio audience, is part of the Kenyan Socialist media conspiracy and President Obama is “The Darkie Knight.”
“Friends, I am sitting here today in the EIB studio and I have to tell you, I am really, really, realllllly high. Have you guys seen this movie, what’s it called? Yeah, The Dark Knight? Wow…just wow…folks, it’s a real liberal whammy, OK? Uncle Rushbo is giving it to you straight here – I’ve seen the darkie knight and his name is Obama. Hang on a second, folks, I have to play with myself again,” Limbaugh said during yesterday’s program.
Limbaugh has publicly belched at people attempting to get him to separate fact from fiction and says that his “medication” gives him all the facts he needs.
“You may think it’s ridiculous,” Limbaugh told PNS. “I’m just telling you this is the kind of stuff the Obama team is lining up. Pres. Barack Obama hates America and he’s dressing up as this Darkie Knight now to spread his liberal agenda.”
Limbaugh compared Obama to Batman nemesis The Joker when The Dark Knight film was released in 2008. The comparison prompted dittohead bigots from coast to coast to portray Obama in the grisly makeup.
What is not widely known is that Limbaugh himself enjoys cosplay and regularly dresses up as The Penguin along with Sheriff Joe Arpaio, who dresses up as a giant blob of shit.
It is rumored that Limbaugh’s recent vitriol aimed at Obama stems from not being invited to have a cameo in The Dark Knight Rises. When asked about this, director Christopher Nolan replied, “Fuck that guy.”
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Wait – So, does this mean that Keith Olbermann is the Riddler, Rick Santorum is the Penguin and Sarah Palin is Harley Quinn?
Rush, we’re SO CONFUSED!
I am totally offended this story! I don’t know why…but I am! I’m pretty sure it’s racist! I think…I have to finish reading Wikipedia first to be sure so hang on…
Ok, I’m back! Yep. RACIST!!! If guys keep publishing racist (I think..?) drivel like this I’m just gonna have to keep reading it…because you know, that makes a lot of sense…if something offends me I keep reading it because I’m am Amercian! USA! USA! USA!
We Are In Obama’s Dark Night !
Are you aware that Barack Hussein Obama can be found in the Bible?
Proverbs 19:10 (NIV): “It is not fitting for a fool to live in luxury – how much worse for a slave to rule over princes!”
Also Proverbs 30:22 (NIV) which says that the earth cannot bear up under “a servant who becomes king.”
And Ecclesiastes 5:2-3 (KJV) advises: “let thy words be few…a fool’s voice is known by multitude of words.”
Although Obama is not descended from slaves, he may feel that he’s destined to become a black-slavery avenger.
Or maybe an enslaver of all free citizens!
For some stunning info on Obama and his fellow subversives, Google “Imam Bloomberg’s Sharia Mosque,” “Michelle Obama’s Allah-day,” “Obama Supports Public Depravity,” “David Letterman’s Hate Etc.,” “Un-Americans Fight Franklin Graham” and also “Sandra Bernhard, Larry David, Kathy Griffin, Bill Maher, Joan Rivers, Sarah Silverman.” Also Google “Islam will purify Jews and Christians” and “Prof. F. N. Lee’s ISLAM IN THE BIBLE [PDF].”
PS – Since Christians are commanded to ask God to send severe judgment on persons who commit and support the worst forms of evil (see I Cor. 5 and note “taken away”), Christians everywhere should constantly pray that the Lord will soon “take away” or at least overthrow all US leaders who continue to sear their conscience and arrogantly trample the God-given rights of the majority including the rights of the unborn. Do we need a second American Revolution?
PPS – For a rare look at the 182-year-old endtime belief which has long neutralized millions of American patriots by promising them an “imminent rapture” off earth – which has diverted them away from being prepared to stand against all enemies, domestic as well as foreign – Google “Pretrib Rapture Dishonesty,” “Pretrib Rapture Diehards,” “Edward Irving is Unnerving,” “Pretrib Rapture Secrets,” “Christ’s Return is NOT Imminent,” “Roots of Warlike Christian Zionism” and “Pretrib Rapture Politics” – all by the author of the bestselling nonfiction book “The Rapture Plot” (the most accurate and highly endorsed documentation on the pretrib rapture’s long-covered-up-but-now-revealed beginnings in Britain in 1830 – see Armageddon Books).