apocalypse

Clark Gesner: ‘Found on the Elevator’ (audio science fiction)

by SIX OF NINE on April 12, 2013 in Audio, Cultura, Doomsday Countdown, Outer Espace


An 8½” 20RPM disc containing this 11-minute recording was found on the elevator at 205 W. 57th St. in New York City on Feb. 11, 1969 by the composer Clark Gesner. [Mas…]

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Say goodbye to 2012, ‘The Year of the Chancla’ in Mayan Calendar

by CHANCE JARDINERO on December 27, 2012 in Cultura, Doomsday Countdown, El Now, Pocho Ocho


Overlooked in the Mayan Apocalypse Doomsday frenzy: December 21 was also the end of the Year of the Chancla, one of nine named years in the Mayan calendar. Here are the pocho ocho other next named years:

2013: Year of the Nopal
2014: Year of the Pendleton
2015: Year of the Nalgas
2016: Year of the Chonies [Mas…]

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POCHO web server crashes as Doomsday Clock hits 00:00:00

by Comic Saenz on December 22, 2012 in Corporate, Cultura, Doomsday Countdown, El Now

POCHO’s web server crashed — along with the Mayan Calendar — at midnight Friday when our Mayan Apocalypse Doomsday Countdown Clock (since disabled) shut down at 00:00:00. If you stopped by after midnight — we rebooted at 7:30 AM — here’s what you saw and heard.

Can you help POCHO upgrade our infrastructure? [Mas…]

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La Cucaracha from January, 2012: Prophecies of Doom (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz on December 21, 2012 in Cartoons, Doomsday Countdown, El Now

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Wave of Mayan Apocalypse procrastination engulfs Planet Earth

by Victor Payan December 20, 2012 Doomsday Countdown
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(PNS reporting from CALIFAS) An unprecedented wave of procrastination is engulfing Planet Earth in advance of the Mayan Apocalypse Friday. Experts say the Doomsday-related procastination began in October when Jose Calderon, a 42-year-old divorced father of three, passed up the opportunity to buy duct tape, water and canned beans at the Walmart in Manteca, CA, [...]

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China busts Mayan Apocalypse rumor spreaders, ex-USSR in panic mode

by HOSS BERGER December 17, 2012 Doomsday Countdown
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Denial is not only a river in Egypt but also an official policy of the Chinese Communist Party as the police state’s police arrested dozens for trying to warn the captive population about the Mayan Apocalypse Friday. [Be sure to synchronize your chronometers for The End of the World As We Know It with the [...]

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Mayan weed bombs scar U.S. field, Trekkies prepare for Apocalypse

by CHICHI CHONG December 12, 2012 Doomsday Countdown
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Every day brings us closer to the End of the World as We Know It on December 21 (synchronize your chronometers with our MAYAN APOCALYPSE DOOMSDAY COUNTDOWN CLOCK in the right column.) All over the Internets, extremely concerned Trekkies are banding together to wear “expendable red” jerseys on The Last Day, so they can “die [...]

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Tio Sam’s official gummint blog: No Mayan Apocalypse for you

by Andalé Mono December 6, 2012 Doomsday Countdown
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Yes, your Uncle Sam wastes your tax money on blogs while millions suffer and our country lurches toward the fiscal cliff. And Tio Sam says no Mayan Apocalypse for you, despite the obvious DOOMSDAY 2012 COUNTDOWN CLOCK in the right column of EVERY PAGE ON POCHO which says we only have two weeks left! Ignoring [...]

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Open until the Mayan Apocalypse on 12/21: The Pocho Store

by MR. POCHO November 30, 2012 Corporate
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Hola, it’s me, MR. POCHO, and I just opened The Pocho Store. Place your order now for thongs, hats, shirts, sweats — all featuring my handsome head — at CafePress.com/thepochostore. But be sure order before The End of the World As We Know It — Mayan Apocalypse Doomsday 2012 on December 21. We can’t guarantee [...]

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Mayan Apocalypse, solar flares (video), Chinese man builds ‘ark’

by JERRY MAYA November 29, 2012 Doomsday Countdown
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It’s coming — the End of the World As We Know it is just three weeks away — December 21 [CHECK OUR EXCLUSIVE MAYAN APOCALYPSE DOOMSDAY 2012 COUNTDOWN TIMER IN THE RIGHT COLUMN AND SYNCHRONIZE YOUR DEVICES.] From the video: The sun has been totally erupting with massive solar flares, dude, because the Earth and [...]

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