An 8½” 20RPM disc containing this 11-minute recording was found on the elevator at 205 W. 57th St. in New York City on Feb. 11, 1969 by the composer Clark Gesner. [Mas…]
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It was the first of days, it was the last of days, it was Mayan Apocalypse Doomsday 2012, The End of the World As We Know It. Or was it?
The beginning of the end, the middle of the end and the end itself dominated the ñews on POCHO this week.
Here are the week’s top stories:
- Breaking: Venezuelan astronomer reveals Mayan Apocalypse schedule
- Wave of Mayan Apocalypse procrastination engulfs Planet Earth [Mas…]
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(PNS reporting from CALIFAS) An unprecedented wave of procrastination is engulfing Planet Earth in advance of the Mayan Apocalypse Friday.
Experts say the Doomsday-related procastination began in October when Jose Calderon, a 42-year-old divorced father of three, passed up the opportunity to buy duct tape, water and canned beans at the Walmart in Manteca, CA, even though the recommended survival kit items were on sale.
Since then, Mayan Apocalypse preparation has been immobilized in countries around the world and major cities around the globe have been overrun with dillydallying of Biblical proportions.
In Paris, researchers reported incidents of people feeling blase, ennui and nonplussed at three times the normal level. “The cheese, he will age,” said noted French TV philosopher Jean-Paul Fartre. “And we’ll always have Gauloises. Comme çi, come ça. C’est la vie. Cherchez la femme.” [Mas…]
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Denial is not only a river in Egypt but also an official policy of the Chinese Communist Party as the police state’s police arrested dozens for trying to warn the captive population about the Mayan Apocalypse Friday. [Be sure to synchronize your chronometers for The End of the World As We Know It with the OFFICIAL POCHO MAYAN DOOMSDAY countdown clock in the right column of this page.]
These brave “counter-revolutionaries” and “enemies of the people” are behind bars because they dared to tell to truth to billions of clueless Chinos. [Mas…]
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