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Opinion: We must fight the anti-Mayan Calendar Illuminati 1% (video)

by JUNIOR WENCES Ph.D. May 14, 2012 Doomsday Countdown
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We might not know anything about them, but Anonymous knows almost everything about us, including stuff THE MAN doesn’t want YOU to know. The modishly-masked online crusaders will soon shock our chakras with the truth about apocalyptic confluences predicted by the Mayan Calendar and aether-entities from outer espace. Predictably, the Mainstream Media New World Order [...]

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Only 1 in 7 believe in impending Mayan Apocalypse Doomsday 2012

by APU CALYPSO May 8, 2012 Doomsday Countdown
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Only 1 in 7 people has faced up to the fact that the world will end soon and maybe in December, according to a new poll released by Reuters. “Whether they think it will come to an end through the hands of God, or a natural disaster or a political event, whatever the reason, one [...]

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Share with your parents: UFO Mayan secrets, ancient aliens revealed

by Comic Saenz April 21, 2012 Cultura
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This video comes directly from TrueReality.org so you know it’s right: Irrefutable Evidence of ExtraTerrestrial Contact carved in Stone Thousands of Years ago on Pre-Mayans site. We shall finally change our History’s Books and let humanity knows our True Origins. The World is wakening up! Share the video with your parents and let everyone discuss [...]

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Video: Strange noises terrify TX and OK, Popocatepetl rumbling

by NALGA HYDE April 17, 2012 Cultura
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Every day brings us closer to Mayan Doomsday – Mother Earth will not rest. Terrified reports of strange, unearthly noises have moved from the Upper Midwest and Canada to the Southwest, scaring the crap out of people in Amarillo, TX and rural Rogers County, OK. South of the border, Mexican authorities just raised the alert level at [...]

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Disinformation Company: Doomsday 2012 Science or Superstition?

by SERIOUS DOGSTAR April 7, 2012 Cultura
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Yo what is up with all this Mayan Doomsday 2012 stuff? We need some disinformation and we need it now, and that’s why we turned to the Disinformation Company for this video. Like check it: Disinformation Company producer Gary Baddeley, director Nimrod Erez and the Disinformation team contacted and arranged interviews with multiple experts, often [...]

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SCHWA the Video: Dear ‘Stick People’ – Your Alien Overlords are here

by THE KRELL February 25, 2012 Cartoons
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Before X Files claimed “the truth is out there,” before anyone heard of the Mayan Apocalypse, visionary Bill Barker raised the alarm, warning the few who would listen about the real illegal immigration threat – the imminent invasion of Gray Aliens from Outer Espace. For a while, anyhow. Then he went over to Their Side. [...]

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Satan speaks: Santorum, the election and Mayan Doomsday

by S.J. Rivera February 23, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from HELL) GOP Presidential candidate Rick Santorum is making no attempt to distance himself from his inflammatory 2008 remarks accusing Satan of “attacking America” but Satan responded Wednesday,  claiming that Santorum is in for a “big surprise.” Pocho Ñews Service sent especial correspondent S. J. Rivera  deep into Hades to interview the Prince of [...]

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Mayan Doomsday experts can’t agree on how long is left

by Barney Asada February 18, 2012 Cultura
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(PNS reporting from the YUCATAN) The emergency Leap Year meeting of the Eschatological Chronology Society ended in disarray here Thursday as doomsday gurus couldn’t agree on whether the Mayan Apocalypse should be calculated in Colored People’s Time, Chicano Time or Jewish Standard Time. Scientists at the conference were hoping to resolve the question before Leap [...]

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UFOHunter: This is the sound of the Mothership (NSFW)

by Comic Saenz January 24, 2012 Doomsday Countdown
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Outer espace especial correspondent UFOHunter, the man behind ¡PutaNASA!, is back. Building on his groundbreaking expose of the links between Mayan Doomsday 2012, gray aliens on the Moon and NASA UFO coverups, Orlando-based Hunter reveals shocking details about unearthly sounds heard all around the world admits he heard them too plays back  the  recordings for [...]

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Week in Ñews: @MexicanMitt, bishop with kids, racist white ladies, immigrants suck

by Comic Saenz January 15, 2012 El Now
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It was a big week for big news here at POCHO, where the big estory was our Mexclusive interview with new Twitter sensation @MexicanMitt, who told Pocho Ñews Service PNS “I’m in it to guin it!” We also released the voicemail Catholic Bishop Gabino Zavala left when he told his boss the Archbishop about his [...]

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