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Lasers in the Honduran jungle pinpoint lost White City of Gold

by Moctezuma Cortés on June 18, 2012 in Cultura, Doomsday Countdown, El Now

The University of Houston and National Center for Airborne Laser Mapping team produced this 3D digital topological map which when examined shows a man-made plaza ringed in red

They tried to discredit the calendars that clearly show the Mayan Doomsday Apocalypse is set for December. They laughed at the evidence of Ancient Astronauts who worked with indigenous people to build the pyramids of Aztlan. But now their own lasers — lasers controlled by a university named after the man who ripped Tejas away from La Raza — now their lasers have found Ciudad Blanca, the legendary lost “White City” of gold in Honduras. Who is laughing now?

The University of Houston reports:

A field team from the University of Houston and the National Science Foundation (NSF) National Center for Airborne Laser Mapping (NCALM) has mapped a remote region of Honduras that may contain the legendary lost city of Ciudad Blanca. [Mas…]

Searching for Eldorado’s City of Gold, modern ‘goldbugs’ infest AZ

by Moctezuma Cortés on March 20, 2012 in El Now, Pocho Ñews Service

Photog Diego Rivera visited an Aztlanian gold mine before the locals hid it from the 'Conquistadors'

(PNS reporting from THE HATE STATE OF ARIZONA) It’s a mystery from history that’s too shiny to die:

Where exactly is Eldorado, the famed City of Gold built by ancient Aztlanians and hidden from the brutal “conquistadors?”

A  swarm of recession-smacked out-of-towners asked the question again last week in Yuma County, AZ. The answer included injuries, Hollywood and politics as usual. [Mas…]

Pocho Ocho reasons Eldorado is a myth

by Al Carlos Hernandez on March 20, 2012 in El Now, Pocho Ocho

8. The Aztlan Eldorado is a front-wheel-drive Caddy that is impossible to lower.

7. The real Mexican gold comes from Acapulco.

6. Ironically, because of the “Sherm” they forgot where they buried the real gold.

5. The Aztec 1%-ers used all of the gold to make grills for their rebellious teenagers. [Mas…]

History Channel: Did space aliens came to Earth to mine gold? (video)

by Comic Saenz on March 20, 2012 in Cultura, Outer Espace, Video


If it’s on the History Channel it must be like, uhm, historical and stuff, right? We embed, you decide.

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