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(PNS reporting from SILVERLAKE) It was a shocker when encaustic and collage mixed-media artist Ben Brown found out.

Even though he spent two years of high school learning Español, his habit of dropping a word or two in Spanish into day-to-day English conversations has not increased his “street cred” even un poquito.

The self-proclaimed free-spirit, a three-year resident of this trendy “East Hollywood-adjacent” neighborhood, said he had to face the fact that others did not perceive him as special or cool merely because said “hermano” or “comprende” at the end of his sentences, and they weren’t impressed by the pains he took to pronounce the double R in words like “burrito” or “ferrocarril.” [Mas…]

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To boldly go where no hombre has gone before — Estrella Viaje.

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Minnesota made history Monday as it became the 12th state to OK same-sex marriage. State Senator Patricia Torres Ray addressed her Spanish-speaking constituents from the Senate floor to explain why she voted FOR the measure. [Mas…]

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Interoffice Memo
To: Samantha
From: Tomi
Date: July 12, 2011

Subject: Guess what?

Scott, the new associate, just offered me the executive assistant job. He says we could do a three-month trial. He’s offering $45,000 a year.

What do you think?

Tomi

P.S. Yo mama is so ugly she makes onions cry. [Mas…]

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It’s a fine line between drawers and testicles, as POCHO Subcommandanta del Ñews Sara Inés Calderón explains in this one-minute video. She’s @SaraChicaD on Twitter.

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Pocho Palabra: Don’t get knocked up, with @SaraChicaD (video)

by BAY B. BOMP February 20, 2013 Cultura
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It’s a fine line between being embarrassed and being pregnant, as POCHO Subcommandanta del Ñews Sara Inés Calderón explains in this one-minute video. She’s @SaraChicaD on Twitter. Too late you say, you already are pregnant? Have we got a video for you!

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Who lives in a piña under the sea? ‘Bob Esponja!’ (video)

by Comic Saenz January 24, 2013 Cartoons
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He lives in a piña under the sea — Bob Esponja — and this is his cancion. The lyrics:

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Mexclusive! POCHO Public Service New Year Punctuation Advisory

by María Purísima December 31, 2012 Cartoons
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The tilde — don’t leave home without it! Happy New Year from all the Pochodores!

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Spanish-speaking ‘holobot’ greets you at Long Beach Airport (video)

by GUILLERMO ROBINSON December 14, 2012 Doomsday Countdown
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Apocalyptic manifestations are occurring at accelerating rates and spreading all across the country as we approach The End of the World as We Know it on December 21. [SYNCHRONIZE YOUR DEVICES WITH POCHO'S MAYAN APOCALYPSE DOOMSDAY COUNTDOWN CLOCK IN THE RIGHT COLUMN.] Close to our headquarters in Rancho Pocho, CA, municipal officials just installed a [...]

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