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(PNS reporting from OTTAWA) A recent study from the Canadian Undocumented Labor Office here (CULO) reveals more and more undocumented immigrants are bypassing Los United Estates, preferring to seek a better life in Canadia.

Analysts say this could have major consequences for the U.S. economy, agriculture, Republican scapegoating and the sales of leaf blowers.

A TIME magazine story will examine this trend next month, heralding the creation of a new country called “MEXICANADA.” A rough draft of the story was provided by a inside source to PNS.

“Undocumented immigrants are discovering that America is not really the land of the free it was cracked up to be, and they’re having second thoughts,” Monty Real, a CULO researcher, told TIME. “When they get to Canadia, on the other hand, they find a country that has socialized medicine, a better track record on bilingual education, labor and the environment. And most importantly, the police there won’t kill you.” [Mas…]

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