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karategirlNow that poor Turkey, the sick man of Europe, is under the control of an egomaniacal historically ignorant Ottoman wannabe, it’s comforting to look back on the glory days of Turkish cinema with 1974’s Karate Girl.

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At a concert in Chile last week, Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters ran out of F-bombs to drop on stage, so he turned the adoring crowd’s Chile Olé chant into a new song. [NSFW F-bombs.] H/t Remezcla.

PRO TIP FOR ROCK AND ROLL CONCERT PROMOTERS

WHO WANT TO BOOK THE FOO FIGHTERS:

THE BAND IS VERY PARTICULAR ABOUT ITS MEXICAN FOOD REQUIREMENTS,

SO READ THIS TOUR “CONTRACT RIDER” CAREFULLY!

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LiveLeak video uploader pologne gives his location as Rzeszow, Poland but he speaks in Italian and has a perrito mexicano. The Internets are magic.


“There are some words, not many, just a few — that we decided, we won’t use them all the time,” said the late comedian George Carlin in his famous routine about the “seven dirty words.” If you aren’t familiar with it –– the skit tries to pinpoint a definitive list of words you can never say on radio and television [See NSFW video below.] [Mas…]


Since POCHO is in Southern California we have a responsibility to mock Frisco aka “The City” as much as possible. Here’s a classic video that lets typical “Baghdad by the Bay” citizens do it themselves. And believe you me, it’s no day at the beach! 😉 [NSFW adult language.]


Keep your eye on El Gordito. He has a great future ahead of him in Mexican politics!

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Video: Sometimes you fight the bull; sometimes, the bull…

by Barney Asada April 2, 2014 Cultura
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You never know what’s going to happen when you get into a ring with an angry, two-tun bull.

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True text message stories: Dude, what is your street name?

by Chale Knickerbocker March 31, 2014 Cultura
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Post by Welcome to the Internet.   PREVIOUSLY ON TRUE TEXT MESSAGE STORIES:

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‘Thug Notes’ beats ‘Cliff Notes’ for ‘Romeo & Juliet’ (NSFW video)

by L.S. POOR YORICK January 29, 2014 Cultura
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Sparky Sweets PhD is your host for Thug Notes, droppin’ some of da illest classical literature summary and analysis that yo’ ass ever heard. Educate yo’ self, son. This week, William Shakespeare’s hit play, Romeo and Juliet. [Adult language.] PREVIOUSLY ON SPARKY SWEETS, HE WAS THE HEBREW HOMIE KNOWN AS JAQUANN:

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War on Christmas: ‘Santa Claus and His Old Lady’ [Cheech and Chong]

by Lucida Grandé December 20, 2013 Cultura
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High with the Spirit of Christmas, Cheech and Chong tell the story of Santa Claus, you know, that band that played last year at the Fillmore.

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Aamer Rahman: What’s the deal with white people? (video)

by Lucida Grandé December 3, 2013 Cultura
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Australian comic Aamer Rahman — half of Fear of A Brown Planet — discusses the pitfalls of trying to joke about race, color and ethnicity. PREVIOUSLY ON MAKING FUN OF WHITE PEOPLE:

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Ordering ‘comida rápida’ at McDonald’s, Mexican style (video)

by MOSCA MEXICAN October 21, 2013 Cultura
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It doesn’t make for better or faster food — or healthier — but accordian music sure makes ordering at the McDonald’s drive-through window more fun! PREVIOUSLY ON FAST FOOD BURGERS:

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Why the Internets were invented: Hispanic cops taking selfies (photos)

by MAS O. MINNOW October 1, 2013 Cultura
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“Selfie” is a real word, you know. Officially! “Selfie” and “twerk” were added to the Oxford English Dictionary Online in August. And that’s why we’re extra pleased to present just a taste of the excellent Tumblr Cops Taking Selfies Of course, we’re just featuring photos of two officers with Hispanic names because it is still […]

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In Brazil, this is how they roll — tractor tire style (video)

by BETO EINSTEIN June 19, 2013 Cultura
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A huge rolling tractor tire gathers no moss, especially if you and a buddy are curled up inside going downhill. Kids, don’t do this at home without a safety helmet and a chase truck. Also, please remember Brazil is in the Southern Hemisphere, where everything is upside down and bass-ackwards. If you try this in […]

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Mexican mom to Harlem Shakers: ¡No más! (video)

by JUAN DON GAMERA March 8, 2013 Cultura
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Mexican mom says enough already with the Harlem Shake! RELATED: Complete Harlem Shake coverage

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¡Mira! Cheech and Chong ‘Santa Claus and His Old Lady’ (video)

by OLIVE THE OTHER REINDEER December 19, 2012 Cultura
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Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong are high with the Spirit of Christmas as they consider the timeless tale of Santa Claus and His Old Lady in this fan-created video – a mashup of photos and the classic recorded comedy bit. Tommy Chong is still out there representing. He posted this Instagram photo of himself yesterday:

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It’s Frosty, the really freakin’ scary snowman (NSFW video)

by MORMON ROCKWELL December 19, 2012 Cultura
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Frosty the Snowman was a jolly happy soul, with a corn cob pipe and a button nose, and two eyes made of coal. This Providence, RI snowman ain’t Frosty, who never ate a freakin’ felafel his whole life. True fact. (NSFW audio.)

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Watch: This may be the Internets’ only ninja cat video en Español

by CISCO YBERRA December 11, 2012 Cultura
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In the world of videos on the Internets, we all see cat videos (or kitteh videos as they are known in some circles.) Sometimes you see cat ninja videos, but not too often. (It’s very hard to get a cat to pay attention all the way through ninja training.) And maybe, once in a lifetime, […]

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Quit it, you drama queens and stop your +$@#% bullshit (NSFW video)

by MIRA K. FEDORA July 25, 2012 Cultura
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YouTube user Karma Fairuth is really getting sick and tired of your complaining about how you are always a victim and “Oh, poor you!” and suggests you move past the negative energy and begin building a better future for yourself. (NSFW language.) There’s more Karma on Facebook.

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Carmen’s Mexican Wake Up Call Service is guaranteed (NSFW video)

by Comic Saenz May 29, 2012 Cultura
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Even though it’s Tuesday, it feels like Monday, right? And it was hard to get up when the alarm rang this morning, right? When you absolutely, positively can’t oversleep, try Carmen’s Mexican Wake Up Call Service. You’ll be wide awake in no #$@%#%%^ time! (NSFW language.)

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4/20 Video: Lawrence Welk is ‘One Toke Over the Line’

by Comic Saenz April 20, 2012 Cultura
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In one of the most bizarre episodes ever run on the super square Lawrence Welk TV variety show, the ensemble presents their feel-good version of Brewer & Shipleys’ One Toke Over the Line. I know, right? What were they thinking? Why is the under-conductor coughing like he sparked a harsh nug? Is the band giggling […]

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Post-Oscars Video: Mel Brooks talks back to the screen in ‘The Critic’

by Verdana Bold February 27, 2012 Cultura
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After the Oscars everyone’s a critic, especially that annoying old guy in the movie theater who is talking back to the screen. Writer/actor/director/producer Mel Brooks won an Oscar for the animated short The Critic in 1963.

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