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tedcruzcheatsheetWhile Senator Ted Cruz (R-Canadia) was telling the crowd “To God be the Glory” [In Arabic, this is “Allahu Akbar”] in his Des Moines, Iowa victory speech Monday night, PNS snagged an example of the tracts campaign aides were passing out to the crowd — tracts detailing the Christian Sharia Law we can expect under President Cruz.

The rest of the tract is here….

POCHO ÑEWS SERVICE PNS IS A WHOLLY-FICTITIOUS SUBSIDIARY OF POCHISMO INC., A CALIFORNIA CORPORATION, WHO IS A PERSON ACCORDING TO THE SUPREME COURT. DON’T ASK US, WE JUST WORK HERE.



It’s not a good sign when you have to ask the crowd to “Please clap,” like former Governor Jeb Bush (R-Florida) did at a New Hampshire campaign rally Tuesday.

JEB! may not yet be prepared to admit he’s already lost, but we are, Fat Lady or not. Here are the Pocho Ocho Top Ways to Tell It’s All Over for Jeb Bush:

8. Briefly lost consciousness after choking on a pretzel

7. Hired New Orleans/Katrina FEMA guy “Brownie” as replacement campaign manager

6. Spotted holding hands with Saudi royalty [Mas…]

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trumpshairForgive me for the very long message, but oh, you did allow me a lot of room.

Saw the little cartoon you burritos did calling Trump a nazi. All the rubbish aside, it isn't even slightly funny, or amusing, or witty. Just on the strength of the cartoon, you're obviously idiots. But you're also crackpots, and slanderers. And you're really inane and trite too, since it takes about one brain cell to quack that someone's a nazi, and people do it so often, being idiots like yourselves, that it's so unbelievably unoriginal, and pathetic. But that aside, you would have to be absolute scum to call someone a nazi as an insult. Especially someone who has a Jewish daughter. i mean you'd have to be an imbecile, and someone without shame, but also a real scumbag. And your loathsome, cretinous insults are one thing, but it is slander. Slander unless you can prove it. Now if you're going to call someone a nazi, then prove it - because that's what people with some sense of honor do when they make a serious and profoundly negative accusation against someone, they prove it (or they withdraw it). [Mas…]


What can we learn from the Senator Ted Cruz (R-Canadia) victory Monday in the Iowa GOP caucuses? It’s time to support CANADIANS FOR PRESIDENT! [NSFW video, one F-bomb.]

And what else? How about the Pocho Ocho Top Lessons We Learned from the Iowa GOP Caucuses:

8. He who smelt it, dealt it.

7. If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we’d all have a merry caucus.

6. I know you are, but what am I? [Mas…]

La Cucaracha: Testing the tap water in Flint, Michigan (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz February 2, 2016 Cartoons
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In Iran, all eyes are on Iowa (toon)

by DAN MCCLINTOCK February 1, 2016 Cartoons
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[Dan McClintock is an artist, animator and illustrator.]

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La Cucaracha: The GOP’s mixed messages for Latinos (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz January 27, 2016 Cartoons
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Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio: ‘I Have A Dream’ (toon)

by DAN MCCLINTOCK January 27, 2016 Cartoons
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[Dan McClintock is an artist, animator and illustrator.] PREVIOUSLY ON SHERIFF JOE:

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Pocho Ocho top reasons Sheriff Joe Arpaio is endorsing Donald Trump

by Especial Correspondents January 26, 2016 El Now
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Arizona’s notorious Sheriff Joe Arpaio — racist, birther, and pendejo — is set to endorse racist, birther, and pendejo Donald Trump in the Iowa GOP caucuses, according to The New York Times. Our Especial Correspondents have been on the phone with sources in Arizona, Iowa and New York probing the thinking behind this decision and […]

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New on Nixon TV: Meet ‘The Bubble Goppies’ (toon, video)

by DAN MCCLINTOCK January 25, 2016 Cartoons
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Sing along with the Bubble Goppies Theme Song: All: Bub-bub-bubble, GOP-GOP-goppies! Boys: Bubble, bubble, bubble! Girls: Goppy, Goppy, goppies! Jebby: Bubble!

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Is this what Ted Cruz calls ‘New York values’? (video)

by NICK ERBOCKER January 20, 2016 Cultura
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Pulled over by the NYPD, a New York driver calls the officer “bro,” but the cop is all like, “Don’t call me bro.”

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J0RGE RAMOS: Leaked Email Shows How Trump Got Palin OK

by J0RGE RAMOS | UNIVISION January 20, 2016 Cultura
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Dear Mama Grizzly: Tonight will be like no other. Tonight, The Donald welcomes you into his Trump Towers penthouse. This is a place you have been before, but those nights have been for seduction and romance. Tonight is different. Tonight is about love. Tonight, you will be my everything.

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White Wing Theme: ‘Let’s take back America – to 1955’ (video)

by L. EFANTE January 18, 2016 Cultura
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In a sketch from November, 1997, when this was still a joke, MadTV’s country music diva Darlene McBride (played by Nicole Sullivan) announced a concert tour to Take Back America (to 1955).

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Marco Rubio: I have a dream [SOTU PHOTO 2016]

by Comic Saenz January 12, 2016 Cartoons
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Funny, you don’t look like a ‘natural-born citizen’ (toon)

by DAN MCCLINTOCK January 11, 2016 Cartoons
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[Dan McClintock is an artist, animator and illustrator.]

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Out With the Old, In With the Trump? (toon)

by DAM MCCLINTOCK December 29, 2015 Cartoons
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[Dan McClintock is an artist, animator and illustrator.]

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Battle of the Clowns: Mexico’s Payaso Platanito vs Donald Trump (video)

by Verdana Bold December 28, 2015 Cultura
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Battle of the Clowns/Payasos: Payaso Platanito clowns around with Donald Trump with helpful captioning in English and Español tambien. PRO TIP: Platanito means “Little Banana.”

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La Cucaracha: Naughty? Nice? Muslim? (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz December 24, 2015 Cartoons
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