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Dear Latinas: You are not allowed to make fun of yourselves

by SANTA ZIPPORAH DE LA CULPA April 9, 2012 Cultura
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In the future, Latinas like Sofia Vergara won’t be able to make fun of themselves on TV shows like SNL because it would be politically incorrect. Oh wait — that’s happening now! Here’s a Philadelphia blogger’s unfocused anti-Sofia rant we find perplexing:

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Pocho Ocho reasons we weren’t invited to the Oscars

by al carlos hernandez February 24, 2012 Cultura
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In Hollywood, they say, Oscar is king. So why didn’t POCHO get invited to the king’s Big Night Out? 8. All the valet gigs are sewn up by Telemundo producers. 7. They only invite Hispanics with the right attitude, with good credit  and who play well with others. 6. There is an industry ban on pastel [...]

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Sh¡t Latinos Don’t Say (video)

by Mol Aguena February 23, 2012 Cultura
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“Oh Arizona! I love Jan Brewer!” — and more! Great video by BeingLatino.us.

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Vicente Fernandez to open Las Vegas mariachi-themed casino

by Victor Payan, Business Charrospondent February 10, 2012 Cultura
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(PNS reporting from LAS VEGAS) Soon-to-retire Mexican recording legend Vicente Fernandez is opening a mariachi-themed casino in Las Vegas. Designed to cash in on the immense popularity of such large-scale theme casinos as “New York, New York,” Fernandez said he expects to open his casino “Guadalajara, Guadalajara” by the end of the year. The casino, which [...]

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@MexicanMitt TV ad: ‘The Most Mexican Man In The World’

by Chale Knickerbocker February 9, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from an undisclosed Goat Ranch in Chihuahua) Mexican Mitt Romney’s headquarters here today released their first television commercial, a tribute to the “most Mexican man in the world.” This ad shows why @MexicanMitt is the leader of the Juan Percent. He doesn’t always make TV commercials, but when he does, they’re pinche funny. Stay [...]

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Tia Lencha’s Cocina: Nopales for gringos y pochos

by TIA LENCHA February 9, 2012 Cultura
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Gwell, I am writing this blogue porque my son said that we went on the google because he was doing a reporte for school. Y you know what happened when he typed “Mexican Chef”? He said a white guy from Oklahoma popped up first, like he was the most important chef in Mexico or something. [...]

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S. J. Rivera: My Guantanamo Bay self-deportation book tour

by S.J. Rivera February 9, 2012 Cultura
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(PNS reporting from LA FLORIDA) Ace Pocho Ñews Service contributor, author and hardcore poet (Demon in the Mirror and Amerikkkan Stories) S. J. Rivera sat down to talk to himself about his Self-Deportation Book Tour and what it’s like to have a book signing at Guantanamo Bay. PNS: Your new book is AmeriKKKan Stories (Hardcore Poetry) – [...]

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Write the best church sign message and win something cool! *

by Marco de Sod February 8, 2012 Cultura
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We had lots of fun last night with the “church sign generator” at Says-it.com and came up with this little image which we thought would make for a good contest. In the comments below, write your suggested language for the sign. Funniest entry wins. Contest ends at midnight and we’ll send the winner something cool! [...]

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Pochismo 101 Edu-Video: ‘How to be a cholo’ (NSFW)

by Comic Saenz February 6, 2012 Cultura
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Would you like to swing on a star? Carry moonbeams home in a jar? And be better off than you are? Or would you rather be a cholo? Watch this video to find out how! NSFW (language.)

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Johnny Sanchez gets mistaken for a Middle Eastern guy (NSFW)

by Comic Saenz February 2, 2012 Cultura
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Mad TV’s Johnny Sanchez, one of the stars of the Alma Award-nominated Payaso Comedy Slam, talks about being mistaken for a Middle Eastern Guy. NSFW.

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