illegals

Ñewsy Week: Daniel D Portado returns, AL ♥ CA y much more

by Comic Saenz February 5, 2012 El Now
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A busy ñewsweek brought the return to glory of the original self-deportationist, Daniel D. Portado, who, it turns out, is a fictional character created by POCHO Jefe-in-Chief Lalo Alcaraz; an Alabama plan to import Canadians to replace the immigrant labor that used to keep the state running; and militant MEChA murmurings about the Lack of [...]

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Alabama legislators to ‘import’ Canadian workers to fill jobs

by S.J. Rivera February 2, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from DIXIE) In a move to avoid further financial ruin and humiliation, Alabama legislators are considering an unusual measure called the “Canuck Program” that would “import” laborers from Canadia to fill empty Alabama jobs. Immigrant Mexican labor has all but disappeared from the Alabama landscape and the state has lost $10.8 billion in [...]

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Daniel D Portado tells Rachel Maddow about ‘self-deportation’ (video)

by Comic Saenz February 1, 2012 Corporate
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POCHO Jefe-in-Chief Lalo Alcaraz joined the Rachel Maddow show on MSNBC Wednesday evening to discuss the fictional Daniel D Portado character he created in 1994 to mock a racist California anti-immigrant measure. Lalo’s “self-deportation” hoax solution for undocumented residents was reborn last week as GOP hopeful Mitt Romney suggested “illegal” immigrants should “self-deport.” Our apologies [...]

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Hispanics For Wilson’s first press release touted ‘Self-Deportation’

by Lalo Alcaraz January 31, 2012 El Now
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This is the first-ever recorded instance of “Self-Deportation,” an original Hispanics For Wilson press release dating from Mexican Independence Day, 1994. Daniel D. Portado was then known as “Dr. D. Portado.”

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Listen: Daniel D. Portado’s NPR debut, 1996

by Andalé Mono January 31, 2012 Audio
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Daniel D. Portado is no newbie. Check out this interview with NPR’s Ira Glass on This American Life.

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Coyote says new crop of ‘Cuban’ migrants are Mexicans

by S.J. Rivera January 26, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from LA FLORIDA) The new wave of so-called “Cuban” immigrants washing up on the shores of the Sunshine State are really Mexicanos in disguise, at least according to one coyote. In an exclusive interview with PNS, people smuggler Chivo Rodriguez says the scheme is already an open secret in Mexico and it’s only [...]

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Veto Romney, not the DREAM Act

by Julio Salgado January 21, 2012 Cartoons
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This image is about to get printed for a rally in Florida!

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Pocho Ocho nicknames for Joe Arpaio, AZ’s nightmare before Christmas

by Victor Payan January 6, 2012 Pocho Ocho
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Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio and his Maricopa Madmen never cease to amaze in their wanton quest to lower the bar on human rights in America, as seen in this tragic story of combat veteran Marty Atencio, the latest victim of Arpaio’s reign of terror. This tragedy about an all-American man beaten to death in Maricopa [...]

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Al Madrigal: ‘The day I hired a day laborer’ (NSFW)

by Comic Saenz January 4, 2012 Cultura
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Al Madrigal live at the Laugh Factory: When at Home Depot (note to self – go early in the morning) it’s important to choose wisely when picking your day laborer. Not Safe For Work. Tomorrow’s video: Pocho-in-Chief Lalo Alcaraz interviews Al at POCHO headquarters about Al’s new full-time gig as the Daily Show’s Senior Latino [...]

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Illegals — go home!

by Lalo Alcaraz December 12, 2011 Cartoons
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What goes around, comes around.

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