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univisiondebate(PNS reporting from EAST LOS) Texas State Senator Dan Patrick, a Republican Lieutenant Governor wannabe, was named Pendejo of the Month Wednesday by the American Pochismo Institute (API.) The award followed his Univision debate Tuesday with San Antonio Mayor Julián Castro (photo.)

API’s designation, which is usually not revealed until the end of the month, was awarded Wednesday to Patrick for actions “Above And Beyond the Call of Douchery” after Patrick sent this Tweet Tuesday evening about how much he loves “Hispanics:” [Mas…]

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justbrewerbigArizona Governor Jan Brewer won’t run again, she announced Wednesday, but said her retirement as governor won’t put an end to her dreams.

“A mule is an animal with long funny ears,” she told an audience at a school in Glendale, AZ,  “she kicks up at anything she hears. Her back is brawny and her brain is weak, she’s just plain stupid with a stubborn streak. So when I walk out of this school, I’ll still remain a stupid mule.”

There are Pocho Ocho items on her bucket list, Brewja said:

8. Realize her dream of starting a clothing optional retreat with Sheriff Joe Arpaio

7. Spend more time with her coven

6. Convince George Lucas to cast her as Evil Yoda in the next Star Wars movie [Mas…]

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“To live outside the law you must be honest,” Bob Dylan wrote. For two guys crossing into the U.S. from Mexico without papers, that’s easier said than done.

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It’s Valentine’s Day with Elise Roedenbeck (AKA @Buttronica on the Twitter) in this 2013 episode of Mija Weekly! Fall in love all over again with drones, skimpy outfits, GOP immigrant-haters and learn the true meaning of Valentine’s Day. And, says Elise, try not to go into a diabetic coma.

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La Cucaracha: New FRAID spray for racist campaigns (1994 toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz February 7, 2014 Cartoons
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Country star Steve Earle loves NYC, his ‘City of Immigrants’ (video)

by MOON GUAC February 4, 2014 Cultura
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Alt.country singer-songwriter Steve Earle moved to New York and fell in love with his new City of Immigrants. PREVIOUSLY ON NON-LED ZEPPELIN IMMIGRANT SONGS:

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La Cucaracha: Maria Conchita Alonso on the border (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz January 28, 2014 Cartoons
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Lalo Alcaraz, Al Madrigal and Maria Conchita Alonso (audio)

by Comic Saenz January 27, 2014 Audio
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POCHO’s Jefe-in-Chief Lalo Alcaraz and Migrant Editor Al Madrigal were on the LatinoUSA airwaves to give a partial “thumbs up” to Maria Conchita Alonso‘s foray in politics with an ad backing a Tea Party candidate for Cali governator. It’s funny, they say, and looking at her entry on IMDB, she probably needed the work. Also, […]

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Lady Liberty has a frozen heart (toon)

by ERIC J. GARCIA January 22, 2014 Cartoons
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Maria Conchita Alonso likes a Tea Party guy with cojones (video)

by Verdana Bold January 17, 2014 El Now
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Tea Partier Tim Donnelly wants to be the next governator of Califas, and that means he needs Latino votes. And who could be better to help with Mexican-Americans in Cali than Cuban-American actress Maria Conchita Alonso? Never mind about his hardline position on immigration. PREVIOUSLY ON STRANGE BEDFELLOWS:

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Shocking live video: ICE busts motorist for ‘Driving While Canadian’

by EDUARDO BURRO January 2, 2014 Cultura
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They’re on guard all across Los Angeles — the dedicated officers of L.A. Illegal Canadian Enforcement (LA-ICE) — keeping us safe from the border-crashing Canuckians hordes of the Great White North. In this episode, the LA-ICE team investigates a motorist suspected of Driving While Canadian. PREVIOUSLY ON CANADIA:

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POCHO wishes you a Merry Christmas (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz December 24, 2013 Cartoons
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Merry Christmas from the Pochodores: Lalo Alcaraz, Jefe-in-Chief; Dennis Wilen AKA Comic Saenz, Jefe de Editorial; Sara Inés Calderón, Subcommandanta del Ñews; Victor Payan, Subcommandante de la Cultura; Beto Mesta AKA Eres Nerd, Texas Burro Jefe; Santino J. Rivera, Florida Burro Jefe; Elise Roedenbeck, New Jack City Burro Jefe (Emeritus); Melanie Ruiz, Director of Marketing; […]

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POCHO History 101: Illegal Pilgrims celebrate Thanksgiving (video)

by JUAN DON GAMERA November 27, 2013 Cultura
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The Pilgrims, after all, were boat people fleeing religious oppression, ordinary families seeking freedom in a new land. But no one expects the Algonquin Migra.

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La Cucaracha: Take back America for Thanksgiving! (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz November 26, 2013 Cartoons
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Arcade Fire’s new video ‘Afterlife’ is awesome and full of Raza

by Lalo Alcaraz November 21, 2013 Cultura
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It’s new, and awesome, and Raza-filled. Check it out.

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WTF Whopper: Mexicans have it your guey – at Burger King (photo,video)

by Lucida Grandé November 15, 2013 El Now
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Need a job? Live near Ephrata, Washington? Burger King has openings for people like you! Huh? Whopper the fries is going on here? MSN Money reports: Burger King has apologized after a photo of a billboard at one of its locations went viral. The photo shows a Burger King billboard in Ephrata, Wash., that reads: […]

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