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Ñewsweek: Zombies, sex, Feisbuk, more sex, quinceaneras, Vagistan

by Comic Saenz on May 27, 2012 in El Now

The massive invasion of minority babies from Vagistan shocked ignorant white people across Los United Estates this week, so POCHO Jefe-in-Chief Lalo Alcaraz tracked down and interviewed one minority baby to get his infantile perspective.

In other ñews, Mexican Mitt Romney announced his Feisbuk IPO, the Hey Vato! guys confronted a zombie in the hood, Latino sex myths were exposed, Victoria’s Secret was revealed, Chicano activist kitties charmed the online world and Dear Abuelita discussed the pros and cons of spending thousands of dollars on quinceaneras.

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Facebook IPO #FAIL cost you money? Try MexicanMitt’s Feisbuk

by ESTAFF REPORTS on May 24, 2012 in Cultura, El Now


Facebook stock is foundering and cash-heavy investors are looking for a better place to lose their online money. That’s why MexicanMitt Romney is launching his own social media site – Feisbuk.

POCHO asked the nominee wannabe one question: What does Feisbuk have that Facebook doesn’t? Here’s his reply:
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