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(PNS reporting from GUANAJUATO, MX) Previously-secret startup MasaTek.com today unveiled a hardware/software combo that uses 3D printing to print corn or flour tortillas with the religious or brand image of your choice.

“The waiting is over!” Carlos Molinero, president of the Silicio Barrio company, told reporters here. “You need Jesus? He’s just a click away. La Virgen is always on deck!”

The WiFi-enabled printer is the size of a small microwave and has a hopper on top for masa. It uses open source 3D software, Molinero said, and is easily addressable with standard CAD tools. [Mas…]

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As far as one Pennsylvania family is concerned, it was a modern day miracle when the face of Jesus appeared Sunday on an Easter egg they were dyeing to celebrate his rebirth.

Seventeen-year-old Jayceen Vazquez was drying the hard-boiled huevo when she saw her Lord and Savior.

“So this egg I put it inside the yellow and then I took it out and I was playing with a napkin,” she said. “It had blue color on it so I was like wiping it and I wrapped it a little bit. When I took it off there’s a face there that appeared.”

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This week on MiJA, I get into the Easter spirit while Google pisses a bunch of people off. Also, I don my pink rubber gloves and prove that you’re never too young for senior moments.

Happy Easter!

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We’re with Brian: “If life seems jolly rotten, there’s something you’ve forgotten!” Happy Easter from all the Pochodores! (NSFW because they sing “shit.”)

Sing along with these handy lyrics (and guitar chords): [Mas…]

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Jesus slays in this gore-filled zombie video from Spain.  You’ll never think of resurrection the same after witnessing Fist of Jesus!  Happy Easter!

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Rare documentary footage captures ‘Last Supper’ in Jerusalem (video)

by DANIEL BEN-DAVID March 29, 2013 Cultura
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The History Channel’s The Bible crew had their cameras rolling in Jerusalem when Nazareth carpenter Yehoshua Ben-Yosef and friends gathered for a Passover seder that would turn out to be Ben-Yosef’s last supper. Here’s their report. RELATED: Jesus Christos and His 12 Apostle-Luchadores: ‘The Last Fiesta’ (toons) Dead man walking — Jesus at the Hollywood Christmas [...]

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Team Spirit’s party anthem ‘Jesus, He’s Alright’ nails it (video)

by Soy Capitan March 25, 2013 Cultura
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Whatever you think about Jesus, no one can deny he throws an epic party. No loaves nor fishes were harmed in the filming of this new Team Sprit video. Baby, save the next life for me.

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Why is ‘Il Santo Papa’ making up his own rules? I am really angry

by GUADALUPE GONZALEZ March 8, 2013 Cultura
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OK, mi gente, now I am really, really angry. Since I have last written, I have thought long and hard about the present state of the Catholic Church. It has occurred to me that the “speaking points” of Ash Wednesday, apply specifically to the Catholic Church and the immediate legal and public relations problems that [...]

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Thou shalt have no other drones before me (toon)

by ERIC J. GARCIA March 6, 2013 Cartoons
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