(PNS reporting from BELIZE CITY) The Nohmul complex, an ancient Mayan pyramid in the north of this Central American country, was recently bulldozed by a local contractor who used the crushed rock to “fill” a road. Nohmul was utilized as a ceremonial center 2,300 years ago.
After public outcry from archaeologists, local authorities said they would investigate the demolition.
Belize real estate attorney Alejandro Bolsa de Duchez defended the destruction: [Mas…]
POCHO’s web server crashed — along with the Mayan Calendar — at midnight Friday when our Mayan Apocalypse Doomsday Countdown Clock (since disabled) shut down at 00:00:00. If you stopped by after midnight — we rebooted at 7:30 AM — here’s what you saw and heard.
Can you help POCHO upgrade our infrastructure? [Mas…]
Email from astronomer and Venezuelan native Ricardo Salamé Páez details today’s schedule for the Mayan Apocalypse:
HORARIO DEL FIN DEL MUNDO para los Habla Hispana
06:30 – Apertura del Fin
07:00 – Lluvia de meteoritos
08:30 – Llegada del primer tsunami
10:00 – Bienvenida de los ovnis
10:30 – flashmob baile de ovnis al estilo de Gangnam
… 11:36 – Comienzo de la Destrucción (sub.)
12:00 – Eclipse y la alineación de todos los planetas del sistema solar
12:00-14:00 – ALMUERZO [Mas…]
(PNS reporting from CALIFAS) An unprecedented wave of procrastination is engulfing Planet Earth in advance of the Mayan Apocalypse Friday.
Experts say the Doomsday-related procastination began in October when Jose Calderon, a 42-year-old divorced father of three, passed up the opportunity to buy duct tape, water and canned beans at the Walmart in Manteca, CA, even though the recommended survival kit items were on sale.
Since then, Mayan Apocalypse preparation has been immobilized in countries around the world and major cities around the globe have been overrun with dillydallying of Biblical proportions.
In Paris, researchers reported incidents of people feeling blase, ennui and nonplussed at three times the normal level. “The cheese, he will age,” said noted French TV philosopher Jean-Paul Fartre. “And we’ll always have Gauloises. Comme çi, come ça. C’est la vie. Cherchez la femme.” [Mas…]
Denial is not only a river in Egypt but also an official policy of the Chinese Communist Party as the police state’s police arrested dozens for trying to warn the captive population about the Mayan Apocalypse Friday. [Be sure to synchronize your chronometers for The End of the World As We Know It with the [...]
Yes, your Uncle Sam wastes your tax money on blogs while millions suffer and our country lurches toward the fiscal cliff. And Tio Sam says no Mayan Apocalypse for you, despite the obvious DOOMSDAY 2012 COUNTDOWN CLOCK in the right column of EVERY PAGE ON POCHO which says we only have two weeks left! Ignoring [...]
The ancient Mayans cooked their food with balls, according to recent archaeological discoveries. The 1-2-inch clay balls were unearthed at an excavation of a kitchen at Escalera al Cielo in Yucatán. Thought to be 1000 years old, the balls contained microscopic pieces of maize, beans, squash and root crops.