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Futbol fans went topless to flaunt their ripped torsos for the camera and World Cup FIFA Fan Fest crowds in Sao Paolo Saturday.


Long Beach homeboy Jesus Trejo started losing his hair early, so now he has a combover.

trashguy(PNS reporting from BOSTON) Geneticists at Boston University have discovered the gene in men that gives them the strength, stamina and expertise to take out the trash.

According to an article published Monday in the journal Science, the gene is located near other genetic material that corresponds to mens’ inherent superior ability to mow the lawn and open tight jar lids. [Mas…]


Attention all dudes: She just wants to share and she wants you to just listen. You don’t have to FIX EVERY PINCHE PROBLEM!

POCHO’s Subcommandanta del Ñews Sara Inés Calderón in Los Angeles and New Jack City Burro Jefe Elise Roedenbeck got together in audioland to see if they could figure out WTF is up with guys and their weird catcalls and come-ons. Is it different in New York vs. L.A.? Are Spanish catcalls different from English? What’s a guera to do?

Pochas: Do their stories sound familiar to you? Leave your comments below! (NSFW adult language.)

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Interoffice Memo
To: Samantha
From: Tomi
Date: July 12, 2011

Subject: Guess what?

Scott, the new associate, just offered me the executive assistant job. He says we could do a three-month trial. He’s offering $45,000 a year.

What do you think?

Tomi

P.S. Yo mama is so ugly she makes onions cry. [Mas…]


God gave us chi-chis and we’re thankful for that, but really, guys, how hard is it for you to look us in the eyes instead of staring at our breasts? Am I right, girls? Wait — there’s an app for that. Marion Cotillard introduces Tittaes. They’re from France!

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(PNS reporting from SEATTLE) Women now have scientific proof of what they suspected all along: men make you crazy.

The groundbreaking study conducted here by the Fred Hutchinson Cancer Research Center  proves what women have suspected all along.

The technical explanation? Women who give birth to boys retain male DNA in their brains and therefore they go batshit crazy.

The study found that in 63% of women, male DNA from their fetus was able to cross the blood-brain barrier and continue to exist inside the mother’s brain, even into old age. [Mas…]

Quit it, you drama queens and stop your +$@#% bullshit (NSFW video)

by MIRA K. FEDORA July 25, 2012 Cultura
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YouTube user Karma Fairuth is really getting sick and tired of your complaining about how you are always a victim and “Oh, poor you!” and suggests you move past the negative energy and begin building a better future for yourself. (NSFW language.) There’s more Karma on Facebook.

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Dear Abuelita: Sexting, white-washed Chicana, July 4 fireworks

by Dear Abuelita July 4, 2012 Cultura
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Dear Abuelita, What is the deal on “sexting”? Do guys really think a low-res cam-phone photo of their junk will make me swoon with desire? Take me to a gallery opening or a new artisan bakery or something dick-less, por plis. If I judged boys by dick pics, my dance card would be filled with […]

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Mujeres: Wearing Victoria’s Secret doesn’t make you a model

by María Purísima May 18, 2012 Cultura
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Supposebly, I was supposed to sex it up for my boyfriend Manuelito. He said the romance was gone and we needed to spice it up. So I did what any girl would do — I went to Victoria’s Secret. I spent a long time in that store, too. I looked at everything they had — […]

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Pocho Ocho reasons the Oscars sucked

by Al Carlos Hernandez February 27, 2012 Cultura
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8. The French pooch got more air time then all Latinos. 7. They made Sheila E play timbales in the balcony. 6. Meryl Streep has been nominated more than all the Latinos since the Aztecs. 5. The Spanglish animated feature Puss in Boots got pimp-slapped by a Johnny Depp cartoon lizard.

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The Math4Men™ formula: BOOBS+BUTT–WAIST=♥ (I think)

by Sara Inés Calderón January 4, 2012 Cultura
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A girl can never win. When I was in seventh grade, I was derided for being flat-chested. When I was in college I was derided for having ample junk in the trunk. As a 20-something I was felt self-conscious because I didn’t have thin legs. It turns out, depending on who you ask, this is […]

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