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Is this the real life, is this just fantasy? On Facebook, you never know.

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Gravity happens, and Sandra Corcuera is totally cool with that.

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On News Channel 8, right before the 5-Day Forecast, there was an impassioned plea for real news. Not that fake news about Miley Cyrus. Or Ñews. Call it an exploration of the through-the-looking-glass world of media making media mocking media, where everything you know is wrong. There’s a signpost up ahead, in the POCHO Zone.

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David Williams, reporting for Good Morning Jacksonville on WLTV First Coast News, got to share the screen with one of Mother Nature’s most exotic tropical creatures, the Florida tutu-wearing unicorn. Jax the unicorn (photo, below) has her own Facebook page: [Mas…]


Melania Benítez hasn’t cut her hair for 20 years and now it’s eight feet long!

Telemundo:

La joven hace 20 años que no se lo corta porque dice que una vez que se lo cortó se arrepintió porque según dice no le quedaba bien y desde entonces optó por dejárselo crecer.

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It’s Valentine’s Day with Elise Roedenbeck (AKA @Buttronica on the Twitter) in this 2013 episode of Mija Weekly! Fall in love all over again with drones, skimpy outfits, GOP immigrant-haters and learn the true meaning of Valentine’s Day. And, says Elise, try not to go into a diabetic coma.

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Twenty-one years ago Public Enemy‘s epic By the Time I Get to Arizona spotlighted the Hate State of Arizona’s failure to implement the Martin Luther King Day holiday.

(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON, D.C.) America will pause Monday to remember the life and message of Ricky Martin Luther King Jr., whose Tengo a Dream y Dance! speech changed the nation forever.

Post offices and other public facilities will be closed, banks and stock exchanges take the day off and salsa picante and sweet potato pie – his favorite snack combo – are on sale all across America. Today would have been RMLK’s 34th birthday.

Despite his tragic death in 2007 (he was shot and killed by the president of his fan club before an appearance in Dallas) King’s promotion of “love, equality, justice, innocence, malice, refuge, oppression, freedom” has continued to resonate among confused Latinos and Anglos alike. [Mas…]

From Texas: ‘Give me six tacos or I’ll kill you with a sword!’

by MOSCA MEXICAN December 11, 2013 El Now
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A 28-year-old San Antonio, TX man is the can after threatening a waitress with a sword in an attempt to scare her into giving up a half dozen tacos, which Wikipedia describes as “a traditional Mexican dish composed of a corn or wheat tortilla folded or rolled around a filling.” “Mr. [Adam] Kramer was yelling […]

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From Venuezuela: Труп чупакабры в Венесуэле (chupacabra video)

by Comic Saenz October 8, 2013 Doomsday Countdown
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Hey! I took Russki in college. Труп чупакабры в Венесуэле means “corpse of a chupacabra [found] in Venezuela.” Poor Venezuela. Ever since Commandante Hugo Chavez died, his chosen successor Nicolas Maduro has had to cope with a series of Yanqui plots that are screwing up the economy in his socialist paradise. First came the toilet […]

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Pocho Ocho ways to tell you’re watching ‘Latino ñews’

by Especial Correspondents July 24, 2013 Cultura
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It’s no surprise to us Pochodores — it’s why we started POCHO.COM: Actual research reveals more and more U.S. Latinos are getting their ñews in Ingles – ñews from respected journalists like brothers Jorge Cooper-Ramos (right), and Anderson Ramos-Cooper (left.) OK, sometimes Latinos get their ñews from Gustavo Almadovar live in the O.C., but not lately. Meanwhile, Univision is leading […]

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Elise Roedenbeck’s ‘MiJA Weekly’ breaks the ñews 03.04.13 (video)

by Elise Roedenbeck March 4, 2013 El Now
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Hey there, Pochos! This week on MiJA I totally don’t pole dance, Obama isn’t a dork, and the Gang of Eight don’t mix well with vinegar. Also, Kim Jung Un has one black friend. Don’t make me unleash my powers of brujería! Leave your comments and questions below. Previously on MiJA Weekly….

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Elise Roedenbeck’s ‘Mija Weekly’ breaks the ñews 02.18.13 (video)

by Elise Roedenbeck February 18, 2013 El Now
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Happy Presidents Day from Mija Weekly! This week: the State of the Union is doomed! Also, I say adios to el Popa and hello to some ruby red slippers. Last, don’t forget it’s Lent (avoid pork chops and cruise ships.)

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UFO/OVNI sightings over Popocatepetl, Santa Clarita CA (videos)

by ROD ESTERLING February 14, 2013 Doomsday Countdown
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The UFO/OVNI sightings of bright lights flying into Mexico City’s Popocateptl volcano — the ones authorities said were optical illusions last time around — have shown up on TV news again. And peep this video of what appears to be the Mothership flying over Santa Clarita, northwest of Los Angeles:

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Ñewsweek: Elise Roedenbeck’s ‘Mija Weekly’ 02.11.13 (video)

by Elise Roedenbeck February 11, 2013 El Now
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It’s Valentine’s Day on Mija Weekly! Fall in love with drones, skimpy outfits, and learn the true meaning of Valentine’s Day. Try not to go into a diabetic coma.

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Elise Roedenbeck’s ‘Mija Weekly’ breaks the ñews 02.04.13 (video)

by Elise Roedenbeck February 4, 2013 El Now
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This week on Mija Weekly I discuss immigration and la ganga de ocho, Obama’s love of skeet, and I celebrate Black History Month Peruvian style — all while battling the flu! Don’t forget to leave me your comments below; I promise I’m not contagious. PREVIOUSLY ON MIJA WEEKLY…

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Elise Roedenbeck’s ‘Mija Weekly’ breaks the ñews 1/28 (video)

by Elise Roedenbeck January 28, 2013 El Now
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In the second installment of Mija Weekly ñews wrap I discuss lip-synching, immigration, my chusma hair dresser and I answer questions from you pochos. Also I don’t drop the F-bomb. Thank you to everyone who watched last week! Don’t forget to leave me your comments below. RELATED: Previously on Mija Weekly…

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‘Mija Weekly’ with Elise Roedenbeck breaks the ñews (NSFW video)

by Andalé Mono January 21, 2013 El Now
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POCHO’s New Jack City Burro Jefe Elise Roedenbeck wraps up this week’s ñews in the premiere installment of Mija Weekly. Please note she is quite insistent that you leave comments below. (NSFW language.)

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Live from LAX: Best police chase video ever!

by Comic Saenz January 14, 2013 El Now
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It’s never a slow ñews day in Rancho Pocho, what with the freezing temperatures, babbling stars on awards shows and fools trying to outrun the police. Take, for example, this baboso who is born to run the streets near Los Angeles International Airport…

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Meet Gustavo Almadovar, live from the O.C. (video)

by LOKI MI November 14, 2012 Cultura
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He’s young, he’s guapo and he’s on TV, mujeres!

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Quit it, you drama queens and stop your +$@#% bullshit (NSFW video)

by MIRA K. FEDORA July 25, 2012 Cultura
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YouTube user Karma Fairuth is really getting sick and tired of your complaining about how you are always a victim and “Oh, poor you!” and suggests you move past the negative energy and begin building a better future for yourself. (NSFW language.) There’s more Karma on Facebook.

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Xican@ Space Odyssey: Lance Liberty reports for 101.3 Honest Radio

by Juaquin Murrieta July 23, 2012 Cultura
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It is sometime in the near future. Laws have been set in motion to protect the American Homeland. Your freedom and sanity are at stake. Oh, and your jobs. I forgot about your jobs. And your beautifully domesticated wives and children. You pay your taxes, yet you feel one-upped. Lied to. I know. I have […]

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Stocks are crazy, banks are loco and so is Lil Joker (video)

by Andalé Mono May 31, 2012 Cultura
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A MAD-TV news crew is on the air live from an East Los bank branch. Live TV news can be so unpredictable.

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Will Selena’s comeback tour feature a holographic JLo?

by Verdana Bold May 1, 2012 Cultura
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(PNS reporting from HOLLYWOOD) Selena’s old band is hitting the road this summer with a holographic version of the murdered superstar and Jennifer Lopez wants the part. JLo played Selena Quintanilla-Pérez in a 1997 biopic about the singer. “We tried to tell her a hologram was not an actual person and that playing a hologram was […]

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