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Chingo Bling and his posse show Drake how it’s really done in Started from the Border. (NSFW language.)

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The Good: George Washington’s birthday is a federal holiday celebrated on the third Monday of February in honor of George Washington, the first President of Los United Estates, AKA The Father of Our Country. Some people call it Presidents Day (sometimes spelled Presidents’ Day or President’s Day.) Schools and banks and government offices will be closed.

The Not So Good: Dave Chappelle isn’t so sure about George’s special day, right there in the middle of Black History Month (NSFW language): [Mas…]

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POCHO’s New Jack City Burro Jefe Elise Roedenbeck wraps up this week’s ñews in the premiere installment of Mija Weekly. Please note she is quite insistent that you leave comments below. (NSFW language.)

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When we heard one of our favorite Hey Vato! episodes (The Tattoo) would be screening at the San Francisco Frozen Film Festival we knew it was time for a special Sabado Ponchonte Saturday Night Video Festival featuring EVERY episode of our favorite web series, in order, so here they are. Hey Vatos! Orale! [Mas…]

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Two modifications were found in chile DNA -- are they a clue to the 'intruder virus' creator?

(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON) The anti-import National Food Safety Workshop (NFSW) here claims a dangerous foreign food virus is infecting Caucasian-American digestive systems nationwide.

The comida cops say the virus is spread by manipulating the DNA of four foods native to Mexico — chiles, avocado, corn and agave.

“We’re calling it the CACA Virus,” says NFSW chief researcher Dr. Creflo Smith-Buster. “It’s something we had hoped we’d never see – a genetically-modified steaming turd of an illegal alien scientific conundrum on the pristine white floor of a American lab.” [Mas…]

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Even though it’s Tuesday, it feels like Monday, right? And it was hard to get up when the alarm rang this morning, right? When you absolutely, positively can’t oversleep, try Carmen’s Mexican Wake Up Call Service. You’ll be wide awake in no #$@%#%%^ time! (NSFW language.)

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Frankie Quinones — who was unforgettable as the star of The Cholo Whisperer — returns to the YouTube screen as Carmelita, the diva on a budget. She is So Eh-Spicy. (NSFW language.)

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RIP Adam Yauch AKA MCA. May the Fourth be with you in your next life. Cancer got the better of you but you always fought for your Right to Party!

You want the half-hour extended version NSFW video? We got it right here! [Mas…]

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4/20 Videos: Lawrence Welk (PG?) and Cheech and Chong (NSFW)

by Comic Saenz April 20, 2012 Cultura
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America’s most famous stoners, young and pink-cheeked homies Cheech and Chong, light up in the car in a scene that may have the highest LOL/minute stats of any clip on YouTube (at least when you watch it on April 20.) (Totally NSFW.) And in one of the most bizarre episodes ever run on the super [...]

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Chinga tu madre, cabron! How to curse like a Mexican (NSFW video)

by PINKY PENDEJO April 13, 2012 Cultura
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Take the time to watch this one-minute video refresher course, you pinche culeros! It’s also recommended for gabachos who wonder WTF those Mexicans are saying about them. (NSFW language if your workmates espeak Spanish.) We have a pinche question, though — WTF is up with this vato’s shirt?

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