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The Pocho Ocho worst Valentine’s Day gifts evah?

by La Chata on February 14, 2013 in Cultura, Pocho Ocho

8. Candy Bra: Lets face it, dude, the gift wasn’t really for your girl — it was for your own enjoyment. If eating chalky conversation hearts is what turns you on, you might as well just give her one. Plus, you could have thrown it on her body when she was naked. Now you just wasted $14.95 instead of Brachs conversation hearts which are 99 cents.

7. Humidifer: Don’t buy shit just because it’s on sale, unless he or she has severe allergies. Do not let yourself look like a mouth breather.

6. Electric Blanket: I know, I know, I actually got this as a gift on Valentine’s Day. He explained that because he had a Jeep I should take it along when we go out. Shortly after the relationship ended, the blanket ended as well when my niece spilled her Dora the Explorer juice box all over it. [Mas…]

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Pocho Ocho worst Christmas presents evah

by La Chata on December 26, 2012 in Cultura, Pocho Ocho

Maybe it’s me. I mean no one else gets presents like this, do they? This year, mi cholo got me action figure condoms!

Hard to believe I know, but it’s been worse. Here’s my list of the pocho ocho worst Christmas presents evah:

8. Flan-flavored vodka

7. Wine bra

6. Makeup kit from Rite Aid

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How to wrap a Christmas present — an Aunt Chippy video (NSFW)

by JUAN LANDERS on December 11, 2012 in Cultura, Video


Aunt Chippy demonstrates the easy way to wrap up your gifts for the holidays. (NSFW language.)

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La Cucaracha: Dear Santa – All I want for Christmas is… (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz on December 6, 2012 in Cartoons, Cultura

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A tribute to Dad, sorta, and some straight talk for Father’s Day (video)

by Lalo Alcaraz June 17, 2012 Cultura
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Happy Papis Day to all the papas, and the mamas too. My Dad was not the greatest role model for Fatherhood, but he did do what he could. He went to work everyday at his hard labor job, then let alcohol kill him, dying when I was 13. So excuse me if I don’t get [...]

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Happy Father’s Day: Are these the niños you were looking for?

by El Guapo June 17, 2012 Cultura
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Are you a father? If so, your big day is here. Dinner plans are in motion. The finger paints are out. You can hear the ugly ties and BBQ equipment being poorly wrapped  by tiny hands with still-developing fine motor skills. Glitter is strewn about the kitchen like the aftermath of a grisly triple Twilight-vampire murder [...]

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Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Happy Father’s Day! (video)

by CISCO YBERRA June 17, 2012 Cultura
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It’s a wonderful life for Dad on Father’s Day. Presents. Cards. He’s surrounded by his loving family. Let’s look a little closer…

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My Pocho Ocho worst Valentine’s Day gifts

by La Chata February 14, 2012 Cultura
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8. Candy Bra: Lets face it, the gift wasn’t really for your girl — it was for your own enjoyment. If eating chalky conversation hearts is what turns you on, you might as well just given her one. Plus, you could have thrown it on her body when she was naked. Now you just wasted [...]

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