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Pocho Ocho Republican things you didn’t know were in The Bible

by MOISES RABINO on April 25, 2013 in El Now, Pocho Ocho

It’s in the Jewy Old Testament, written from right to left in Leviticus, Chapter 19, Verses 33-34, where God tells Moses (photo, left):

If a stranger sojourn with thee in your land, ye shall not do him wrong. The stranger that sojourneth with you shall be unto you as the home-born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt.

God-fearing Christian Sen. Jeff Sessions (R-AL) sure as Hell doesn’t think that means making nice to undocumented immigrants and he was quite happy to tell evangelical so-called Christian pro-reform advocates that he knows The Bible better than they do.

“I think this idea that somehow love, statements in Leviticus 19, is not the kind of thing that would indicate that we shouldn’t have laws,” Sessions mansplained. “Some people have been citing the Scripture, I think, pretty loosely,” he added. [Mas…]

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Al Madrigal: Aliens vs Senators – The Path to Presidentship (video)

by Comic Saenz on April 17, 2013 in El Now, Video


The Daily Show’s Senior Latino Correspondent Al Madrigal explains to Jon Stewart the tough but fair conditions Latinos will impose on Republicans hoping to one day win back the White House. [Disclosure: Al Madrigal is also POCHO's Migrant Editor.]

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It came from outer espace: Demographic meteor disaster (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz on February 22, 2013 in Cartoons, El Now, Outer Espace

More toons from POCHO Jefe-in-Chief Lalo Alcaraz @ Huffington Post Latino Voices…

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La Cucaracha: Republicans propose ‘path to citizenship’ (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz on February 21, 2013 in Cartoons, El Now

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Marco Rubio: Liar, liar, pants on fire! (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz on February 13, 2013 in Cartoons, El Now

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Pocho Ocho reasons GOP Sen. Marco Rubio drank so much water

by Especial Correspondents on February 13, 2013 in El Now, Pocho Ocho

Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FLA) sure drank a lot of Poland Spring® water during his Republican State of the Union rebuttal speech Tuesday night.

Here are the pocho ocho reasons the GOP’s Great Brown Hope was so thirsty:

8. He’s a pinche mojado

7. Global warming

6. He finds this bullshit hard to swallow himself [Mas…]

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Arizona ‘pro-life’ bill promises a gun for every unborn child

by MATHEW February 12, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from TUCSON) Arizona Republicans today proposed new legislation aimed at reducing the number of abortions performed in the state. Although Arizona already has some of the country’s most extreme restrictions on abortion, State Rep. Kimberly Yee (R-Maricopa), sponsor of House Bill HB1069, says the Hate State still doesn’t fully protect “unborn children.” “As [...]

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Mexclusive: Pocho Ocho steps on the GOP’s ‘Path to Citizenship’

by Especial Correspondents February 7, 2013 El Now
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The Republican Party has jumped on the immigration reform bandwagon with their own “Path to Citizenship” proposals. Here are the GOP’s pocho ocho ways undocumented residents can get legal: 8. Mow Mitt Romney’s lawn 7. Pose for publicity photo with AZ Gov. Jan Brewja 6. Pretend you’re “Hispanic” for the CIA

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Al Madrigal, Jon Stewart: Big trouble in GOP His Panic Room (video)

by Comic Saenz January 31, 2013 El Now
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Will a Republican shift on immigration help them with Hispanic voters? The Daily Show’s Senior Latino Correspondent Al Madrigal is in Jon Stewart’s His Panic Room as they explore the GOP’s Nuevo Deal. Jessica Williams sneaks in to assist. DISCLOSURE: Madrigal is also POCHO’s Migrant Editor.

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Pocho Ocho key provisions of Republican ‘Dream Act Lite’

by Especial Correspondents November 27, 2012 El Now
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They got a serious ass-whupping and they know it, so Republican “moderates” are crafting a “Dream Act Lite” to try to bridge the gap with Latinos. Here are their Pocho Ocho key provisions: 8. Replace old slogan “No wet backs, no wet dreams” with something more encouraging. 7. Military service need not be completed to [...]

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