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The political conventions are finally over and the poll results are in: Latinos don’t really care.

How can this be!? The Democrats saw the GOP’s Rubio and raised them two Castros!

To help our political friends understand, here are the Pocho Ocho reasons Latino voters were not turned on by the conventions:

8. No piñatas crafted in the opponent’s likeness.

7. No sophisticated flamenco dance numbers performed by kindergarteners.

6. No midgets. [Mas…]

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Is brown the new black?

That’s the question POCHO asked in a massively-popular photo essay that featured Japanese women who dress like cholas. They make ‘gang’ signs, they pose and they mad-dog the camera. Is this a good thing?

Political coverage broke most of the ñews this week as just-released-from-Twitterham-jail @MexicanMitt Romney debuted a music video and had lots to say about the Democratic Convention in Dixie, especially that Bill Clinton guey.

Here are POCHO’s big estories: [Mas…]

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Bring back the world the way it was! Vote Dinosaur in 2012.

The Dinosaur Party lives here.

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What happens in Tampa doesn’t stay in Tampa.

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Popular and controversial Twitter character and POCHO contributor MexicanMitt Romney sings for himself in this post-Republican Convention lament, a new song to mark his release from Twitterham Jail. It’s called The Juan Percent. Co-starring Rafalca Romney and Pollo Ryan.

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Could it be? Was Presidential future loser Mitt Romney’s campaign so upset with POCHO contributor MexicanMitt Romney‘s Twitter feed that they made the social networking company lock @MexicanMitt in Twitterham Jail just before their candidate’s speech to the GOP convention Thursday?

Although @MexicanMitt’s simultaneous Twitter espeech to the RNC was smuggled out of Twitterham Jail and re-Tweeted by @PochoDotCom, thousands of MM’s “followers” were baffled by the disappearance of the popular account.

Tech journalists are questioning if the censorship was provoked by Romney’s people — who appear to be the only parties who can lodge a complaint with Twitter — and the “coincidental” $120,000 ad purchase on Twitter by the GOP.

We have MexicanMitt’s draft speech to the RNC, the story on the Twitter censorship and @MexicanMitt’s Letter from a Twitterham Jail here — all part of a really big ñewsweek on POCHO: [Mas…]

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MexicanMitt’s ‘Letter from a Twitterham Jail:’ I have been paroled

by YOUR NEXT PRESIDENTE MEXICAN MITT ROMNEY August 31, 2012 El Now
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Mexican Mitt Romney wrote this estatement when he was incarcerated in the Twitterham City Jail. LETTER FROM A TWITTERHAM JAIL 31 August 2012 My Dear Fellow Twitter Fans: While confined here in the Twitterham City Jail, I came across your recent statement calling my present activities “unwise and untimely.” Seldom do I pause to answer [...]

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Did Romney’s (underpaid?) housekeeper show up in RNC video?

by AL ALONGO WATCHTOWER August 31, 2012 El Now
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Who is that woman washing dishes or doing laundry in the Romney family home? Colorlines writes: Before Mitt Romney was introduced at the Republican National Convention on a Thursday night viewers saw a 10-minute video created to humanize Romney. The video featured the Romney family inside their home several times but in one of the [...]

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Who killed @MexicanMitt Romney’s Twitter account? And why?

by Lalo Alcaraz August 30, 2012 El Now
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[Editor's Note: After a sleepless, tormented night in Twitter jail, MexicanMitt awoke to find his account un-suspended and his list of followers and followees restored. He has thanked all his supporters and promises an update for you people as soon as possible. He's running for office for Pete's sake!] Has the wildly popular and hilarious [...]

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RNC’s Tampa: One of the top three U.S. cities for strip clubs (audio)

by KENYA HIRMINAO August 30, 2012 Audio
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Tampa,  writer Michael Connelly tells To the Point’s Warren Olney,  has more steak houses, churches and strip clubs per capita than any other city in America.  It’s also a Top Three Destination in the strippers’ circuit Golden Triangle of Los Angeles, Tampa and New York. RELATED: Tampa’s gay hookers are very psyched about the Republican National [...]

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