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@MexicanMitt TV ad: ‘The Most Mexican Man In The World’

by Chale Knickerbocker February 9, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from an undisclosed Goat Ranch in Chihuahua) Mexican Mitt Romney’s headquarters here today released their first television commercial, a tribute to the “most Mexican man in the world.” This ad shows why @MexicanMitt is the leader of the Juan Percent. He doesn’t always make TV commercials, but when he does, they’re pinche funny. Stay [...]

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Al Franken’s ‘Supply-Side Jesus’: An animated comic strip

by Comic Saenz February 9, 2012 Cartoons
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After Saturday Night Live but before he was a U.S. Senator (D-WISC) comic Al Franken conceived and voiced his version of Supply-Side Jesus, who teaches that the wealth of the JUAN PERCENT will trickle down to the huddled masses, yearning to be free. This Jesus, like GOP hopeful Mitt Romney, isn’t concerned with poor people [...]

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Clean sweep: Santorum not pooped out yet

by Lalo Alcaraz February 8, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from THE HEARTLAND) Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum swept the nominating contests in Missouri, Minnesota and Colorado Tuesday night, claiming, “My campaign is far from pooped out.” The fiercest gay-baiting candidate in recent history, Santorum now has four victories under his belt in the GOP race, more than any other closeted candidate. “People [...]

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Ñewsy Week: Daniel D Portado returns, AL ♥ CA y much more

by Comic Saenz February 5, 2012 El Now
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A busy ñewsweek brought the return to glory of the original self-deportationist, Daniel D. Portado, who, it turns out, is a fictional character created by POCHO Jefe-in-Chief Lalo Alcaraz; an Alabama plan to import Canadians to replace the immigrant labor that used to keep the state running; and militant MEChA murmurings about the Lack of [...]

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Daniel D Portado tells Rachel Maddow about ‘self-deportation’ (video)

by Comic Saenz February 1, 2012 Corporate
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POCHO Jefe-in-Chief Lalo Alcaraz joined the Rachel Maddow show on MSNBC Wednesday evening to discuss the fictional Daniel D Portado character he created in 1994 to mock a racist California anti-immigrant measure. Lalo’s “self-deportation” hoax solution for undocumented residents was reborn last week as GOP hopeful Mitt Romney suggested “illegal” immigrants should “self-deport.” Our apologies [...]

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GOP primary votes drive ‘knowledge industry’ shares lower

by Verdana Bold February 1, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from WALL STREET) The spectacle of enthusiastic GOP voters choosing one pinche pendejo or the other in the Florida primaries sent the widely-watched RIF index lower Tuesday, as investors acted on fears that ignorance was the new black. The Reading Is Fundamental index tracks firms like academic textbook publishers, for-profit educators and sliderule [...]

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Hispanics For Wilson’s first press release touted ‘Self-Deportation’

by Lalo Alcaraz January 31, 2012 El Now
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This is the first-ever recorded instance of “Self-Deportation,” an original Hispanics For Wilson press release dating from Mexican Independence Day, 1994. Daniel D. Portado was then known as “Dr. D. Portado.”

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Is a GOP unity platform in the cards?

by Comic Saenz January 31, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from LA FLORIDA) Even as Republican primary voters in the Sunshine State head to the polls, rumors coming out of the Romney and Gingrich campaigns hint at a startling new development. Mindful of the tremendous credibility issues raised by the vicious negative ads driving the contest, the candidates may bury the hatchet and [...]

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Week of Ñews: AZ showdown, FLA follies, CT jerk, MX mischief

by Comic Saenz January 29, 2012 El Now
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President Barack Obama flew into Arizona and was greeted on the tarmac by a nasty Gov. Jan Brewer; POCHO has the audio. In political news, Herman Cain backed Newt Gingrich in the GOP nomination race and released a new poster, while Newt’s peeps supplied a subtitled version of his Spanish-language TV commercial. Jerkiosity spread to [...]

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Christians ditch Gingrich after he fails WWJD test

by Victor Payan January 25, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from DIXIE) Despite winning South Carolina Republicans over like a 2007 Miss Teen U.S.A. contestant, Newt Gingrich has lost the support of some conservative Christian organizations for failing the “what would Jesus do” test. “Gingrich may look like a white Christian male, and he may walk like one, but he certainly doesn’t quack [...]

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