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We know. It’s tough out there with the idiots and pendejos who are voting for the wrong person. What’s a pocho to do to keep from going totally postal before it’s all over (we hope) tonight?
Here are the Pocho Ocho best ways to chillax:
8. Salma Hayek
7. Fifty Shades of Brown
6. Arpaio Viejo Tequila [Mas…]
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The political conventions are finally over and the poll results are in: Latinos don’t really care.
How can this be!? The Democrats saw the GOP’s Rubio and raised them two Castros!
To help our political friends understand, here are the Pocho Ocho reasons Latino voters were not turned on by the conventions:
8. No piñatas crafted in the opponent’s likeness.
7. No sophisticated flamenco dance numbers performed by kindergarteners.
6. No midgets. [Mas…]
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[Editor's Note: With all the attention Salma Hayek's been getting about pride in her Mexican heritage or lack thereof, POCHO wants to put things in perspective. This story first appeared on June 4.]
(PNS reporting from GENEVA) The U.N.’s Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization (UNESCO) has added Salma Hayek’s breasts to the official list of the world’s greatest cultural assets.
Joining the Pyramids in Egypt, the Eiffel Tower in France, the Taj Mahal in India and the Great Wall of China, the Mexican-American actresses’ ample bosom is now acclaimed as one of the great “Cultural Wonders of the World.” [Mas…]
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With a net worth of $69 billion, Mexico’s Carlos Slim (actually pronounced es’lim!) is the richest man in the world.
Slim began his business career at the age of 12, when he sold his stock in the family’s Virginia Slims tobacco firm and bought his first shares in a Mexican politician.
Of Lebanese-Mexican descent, just like Salma Hayek, Slim beat out Bill Gates and Warren Buffett for richest man in the world in 2007.
Slim is an avid philanthropist who recently donated $3 million to Connect2 Compete, a nonprofit that offers discounted high-speed internet to Latino families in the U.S. He also supports education, health, wildlife conservation, the arts and social welfare.
Plus, we understand he has a great sense of humor and loves rainbows, unicorns and pochos.
Here are the Pocho Ocho things you didn’t know about Carlos Slim:
8. Likes to dress up as the 1% and go slumming
7. Is often confused with the Most Interesting Man in the World at parties
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POCHO primos Jefe-in-Chief Lalo Alcaraz and Migrant Editor Al Madrigal chop, channel and lower the ñews:
– Produced by Jefe de Creative Marcelo Ziperovich. (NSFW language.)
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 24:19 — 5.8MB)
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(PNS reporting from GENEVA) The U.N.’s Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization (UNESCO) has added Salma Hayek’s breasts to the official list of the world’s greatest cultural assets.
Joining the Pyramids in Egypt, the Eiffel Tower in France, the Taj Mahal in India and the Great Wall of China, the Mexican-American actresses’ ample bosom is now acclaimed as one of the great “Cultural Wonders of the World.” [Mas…]
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