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(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON, D.C.) America will pause Monday to remember the life and message of Ricky Martin Luther King Jr., whose Tengo a Dream y Dance! speech changed the nation forever.

Post offices and other public facilities will be closed, banks and stock exchanges take the day off and salsa picante and sweet potato pie – his favorite snack combo – are on sale all across America. Today would have been RMLK’s 34th birthday.

Despite his tragic death in 2007 (he was shot and killed by the president of his fan club before an appearance in Dallas) King’s promotion of “love, equality, justice, innocence, malice, refuge, oppression, freedom” has continued to resonate among confused Latinos and Anglos alike. [Mas…]


Pancho Claus? He’s Santa’s cousin from south of the border! Long before he recorded novelty tunes, Lalo Guerrero was a star. Some call him the Father of Chicano music. [Mas…]


High with the Spirit of Christmas, Cheech and Chong tell the story of Santa Claus, you know, that band that played last year at the Fillmore. [Mas…]

lawyerexcerptelpatoskullsquareAn attorney who claims to represent Walker Foods, U.S. distributors of El Pato (The Duck) salsa, demanded Thursday that POCHO “retract and correct” parts of our story Pocho Ocho sketchy substances in Mexican hot sauce besides lead, even though he acknowledges it is satire.

Downtown Los Angeles lawyer Robert M. Newell, Jr. also wants POCHO to “remove the contrived picture showing what purports to be a bottle of El Pato Salsa Picante bearing a skull and crossbones,” adding that the “story is puro pedo!” (The letter is below.) [Mas…]


It’s Ray’s Podcast — from the Ciudad of Brotherly Love. [Mas…]

#1. SANTA CLAUS AND HIS OLD LADY (Cheech and Chong):
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Pancho Claus? He’s Santa’s cousin from south of the border! Long before he recorded novelty tunes, Lalo Guerrero was a star. Some call him the Father of Chicano music. [Mas…]

¡Mira! Cheech and Chong ‘Santa Claus and His Old Lady’ (video)

by OLIVE THE OTHER REINDEER December 19, 2012 Cultura
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Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong are high with the Spirit of Christmas as they consider the timeless tale of Santa Claus and His Old Lady in this fan-created video – a mashup of photos and the classic recorded comedy bit. Tommy Chong is still out there representing. He posted this Instagram photo of himself yesterday:

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Laugh your nalgas off with ‘The Best of Culture Clash’ (video)

by TANGO CHUTNEY November 10, 2012 El Now
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Enjoy this hour-long compilation of skits from the pioneering Chicano Los Angeles comedy troupe’s television program. LOLz guaranteed or your money back.

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Chuy, Smiley, Bob Barker, Drew Cary star in ‘Hey Vato!’ (NSFW video)

by MARIO CHI April 18, 2012 Cultura
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The Price Is Right game show and a public service announcement inspire the Hey Vato! couch potatoes Smiley (left, in the bandanna) and Chuy to reconsider their personal policies on spaying and neutering their pets, and, in a broader, more holistic sense, their life priorities. (NSFW language.)

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Will Ferrell sings? In Spanish? ‘Yo no se’ from ‘Casa de Mi Padre’

by Manila Envelopé March 9, 2012 Cultura
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Of course he sings in Spanish! The movie is IN Spanish! Wikipedia: Casa de Mi Padre (English: My Father’s House) is an upcoming Spanish-language American comedy film. The film stars Will Ferrell, Gael García Bernal, Diego Luna and Génesis Rodríguez with Matt Piedmont directing a screenplay written by Andrew Steele. The film has been described […]

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Ñewsweek: Hectors and actors and commentators oh my

by Comic Saenz March 4, 2012 El Now
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POCHO’s ñews team started the week in glossy Hollyweird and ended up scraping the crap off their shoes near Rush Limbaugh’s headquarters in La Floridita, but the big story of the week was the release of Mexican Mitt Romney’s music video/camapaign commercial. Will the GOP wannabe  become the nation’s first Latino president? And why does […]

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Pocho Ocho reasons we weren’t invited to the Oscars

by al carlos hernandez February 24, 2012 Cultura
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In Hollywood, they say, Oscar is king. So why didn’t POCHO get invited to the king’s Big Night Out? 8. All the valet gigs are sewn up by Telemundo producers. 7. They only invite Hispanics with the right attitude, with good credit  and who play well with others. 6. There is an industry ban on pastel […]

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Sh¡t Latinos Don’t Say (video)

by Mol Aguena February 23, 2012 Cultura
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“Oh Arizona! I love Jan Brewer!” — and more! Great video by BeingLatino.us.

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@DanielDPortado: Up close and personal (video)

by Andalé Mono February 14, 2012 El Now
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Conservative Republican Hispanic activist Daniel D. Portado, the original self-deportationist, explains the origin of the self-deportation movement in his own words. Portado’s rallying cry is now backed by GOP wannabe Mitt Romney. Portado is on Twitter, too. Video by Giovanni Solis and Eduardo M Zamora.

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@MexicanMitt TV ad: ‘The Most Mexican Man In The World’

by Chale Knickerbocker February 9, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from an undisclosed Goat Ranch in Chihuahua) Mexican Mitt Romney’s headquarters here today released their first television commercial, a tribute to the “most Mexican man in the world.” This ad shows why @MexicanMitt is the leader of the Juan Percent. He doesn’t always make TV commercials, but when he does, they’re pinche funny. Stay […]

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Tia Lencha’s Cocina: Nopales for gringos y pochos

by TIA LENCHA February 9, 2012 Cultura
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Gwell, I am writing this blogue porque my son said that we went on the google because he was doing a reporte for school. Y you know what happened when he typed “Mexican Chef”? He said a white guy from Oklahoma popped up first, like he was the most important chef in Mexico or something. […]

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Al Franken’s ‘Supply-Side Jesus’: An animated comic strip

by Comic Saenz February 9, 2012 Cartoons
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After Saturday Night Live but before he was a U.S. Senator (D-MN) comic Al Franken conceived and voiced his version of Supply-Side Jesus, who teaches that the wealth of the JUAN PERCENT will trickle down to the huddled masses, yearning to be free. This Jesus, like GOP hopeful Mitt Romney, isn’t concerned with poor people […]

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S. J. Rivera: My Guantanamo Bay self-deportation book tour

by Santino J. Rivera February 9, 2012 Cultura
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(PNS reporting from LA FLORIDA) Ace Pocho Ñews Service contributor, author and hardcore poet (Demon in the Mirror and Amerikkkan Stories) S. J. Rivera sat down to talk to himself about his Self-Deportation Book Tour and what it’s like to have a book signing at Guantanamo Bay. PNS: Your new book is AmeriKKKan Stories (Hardcore Poetry) – […]

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Write the best church sign message and win something cool! *

by Marco de Sod February 8, 2012 Cultura
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We had lots of fun last night with the “church sign generator” at Says-it.com and came up with this little image which we thought would make for a good contest. In the comments below, write your suggested language for the sign. Funniest entry wins. Contest ends at midnight and we’ll send the winner something cool! […]

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Pochismo 101 Edu-Video: ‘How to be a cholo’ (NSFW)

by Comic Saenz February 6, 2012 Cultura
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Would you like to swing on a star? Carry moonbeams home in a jar? And be better off than you are? Or would you rather be a cholo? Watch this video to find out how! NSFW (language.)

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Ñewsy Week: Daniel D Portado returns, AL ♥ CA y much more

by Comic Saenz February 5, 2012 El Now
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A busy ñewsweek brought the return to glory of the original self-deportationist, Daniel D. Portado, who, it turns out, is a fictional character created by POCHO Jefe-in-Chief Lalo Alcaraz; an Alabama plan to import Canadians to replace the immigrant labor that used to keep the state running; and militant MEChA murmurings about the Lack of […]

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Johnny Sanchez gets mistaken for a Middle Eastern guy (NSFW)

by Comic Saenz February 2, 2012 Cultura
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Mad TV’s Johnny Sanchez, one of the stars of the Alma Award-nominated Payaso Comedy Slam, talks about being mistaken for a Middle Eastern Guy. NSFW.

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