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*UPDATED WITH (POTENTIALLY NSFW) VIDEO 4:40 PM PDT Sept. 19, 2013:

tvingtavTired of jacking cars? Committed enough crimes for today? Come on home, sit on the couch, spark a blunt and learn everyday Spanish with Paco the Taco, new on Grand Theft Auto 5 TV.

WTF? Your cable company doesn’t carry GTA5? Huh? You have a Glock, don’t do you? This is Los Santos, holmes.

Take a look at these exclusive screen grabs to see how Paco the Taco makes learning Espanol easy AND fun!

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Self-consciously cool French dudes sure love their iPads, but sometimes, as the mademoiselles know, one must squeeze Le Charmin, or Le Trefle, as they say in France. D’accord, Monsieur Whipple? Or do we have to mansplain it to you?


Is this an original video from when King Africa‘s La Bomba was a big hit in 2000? We don’t know, but this video showed up on YouTube Thursday evening and we had to share. If this doesn’t make you at least chair dance, call a doctor!

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Ward, something is bothering the Beave. Wait, that’s not right. What? Lassie? What’s wrong, girl?

Based on the POCHO story “The Talking Dead: No Habla Zombie” by S.J. Rivera.

Realization: Man watches telenovelas for boobs, not to learn Spanish

by María Purísima December 4, 2012 Cultura
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(PNS reporting from IOWA CITY) Brian Peterson said he started out last Friday night like any other night — catching up on his favorite telenovela so he could improve his Spanish language skills. But this episode of El Amor No Muere was different. “After three months of pretending like they could be just friends, Gabriela […]

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The Mitt Romney is on Univisión’s hot seat drinking game

by María Purísima September 19, 2012 El Now
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GOP Presidential nominee Gov. Mitt Romney will be in the hot seat on Univisión at 7PM PDT tonight. Anchors Jorge Ramos and María Elena Salinas will ask him questions in Spanish, and Latino wannabe Romney will respond in English. It’s an ideal time to bust out your Arpaio Viejo™ Tequila for a drinking game! Every […]

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Comic video shoot-out! ‘I love Spanish TV’ vs ‘I hate Spanish TV’

by CISCO YBERRA July 6, 2012 Cultura
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Eliot Chang just loves Spanish-language TV. Comic Yamil (“I’m Hispanic”) Piedra dislikes the very same shows, doesn’t think the comedies are funny, hates the dubbing and thinks the Spanish voices sound like they were recorded on the toilet. YMMV.

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Rey Mysterio vs Eddie Guerrero: Good vs evil, plus a little kid (video)

by Comic Saenz June 9, 2012 Cultura
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The late, “despicable” wrestling pocho Eddie Guerrero insists opponent Rey Mysterio seat his son Dominic Mysterio ringside — so the son will witness Guerrero’s trimumph over his dad, up close and personal. Will Mysterio be so pre-occupied with his son’s safety that he’ll lose focus and let Guerrero’s distraction trick work its evil magic? Evil […]

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Latino unemployment rate holds steady – except on TV (video)

by Comic Saenz June 7, 2012 Cultura
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Al Madrigal, Daily Show Senior Latino Correspondent (and POCHO Migrant Editor), takes a look at the tragic unemployment rate for Latinos in the television industry.

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Ladies: Is your guy a ‘Macho Man from Taco Land’? (music video)

by Esponja Roberto de Pantalones Cuadrados April 2, 2012 Cultura
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Ladies: Does this song describe anyone you know? Or shall we ask again after tonight’s big game? Gary P. Nunn is a Texas singer/songwriter with a good eye for detail and a pointed wit.

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New Mexico Tourism Board’s racist want ad: ‘Morenos need not apply’

by Gabacho Borracho March 24, 2012 El Now
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When your casting call includes skin color, people are going to think one of two things: Either you’re filming a sunblock ad or you’re a stone racist. The New Mexico Tourism Board’s little gaffe (nicely summed up here from local news clips by the sharp folks at Cuentame) pretty much says it: Arizona Cerebral Fever […]

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Pocho Ocho reasons ‘Hispanics’ like Conan O’Brien

by Al Carlos Hernandez March 7, 2012 Cultura
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Conan O’Brien’s show is more popular with Hispanic viewers than any other late-night program, the vaguely-talented host announced Monday night. Here are the Pocho Ocho reasons why: 8. He has hair like everyone’s tio. 7. Hispanics think he is funny; Latinos don’t. 6. He has more Latino comedy writers than George Lopez did — one.

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MEChA student upset no Latinos on ‘Downton Abbey’

by Victor Payan February 1, 2012 Cultura
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(PNS reporting from EAST LOS) East Los Angeles College grad student and lifetime MEChA member Albert Principio is blasting the Public Broadcasting Service over the absence of Latinos on the hit British programme Downton Abbey, which chronicles the escapades of the aristocratic Grantham family and their fun-loving servants in the years surrounding World War I. […]

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