As a result of the ongoing Pocho Revolution, there has been a tremendous increase in the number of people who identify themselves as pochos.
While most are legitimate pochos, there are many who have infiltrated the ranks and are seeking to subvert the ideals of Pochismo.
We’re not talking about the CIA, the FBI or even the dread Victory Outreach. The threat to Pochismo comes in the form of the nefarious Chilangos, the denizens of Mexico City who stormed into the heart of Aztlan through LAX to take over Chicanismo and are now moving deep into Pocholandia.
The indoctrinization of the Chilango is so subtle that you may already be a Chilango and not even know it. If you suspect that you or someone you know is a Chilango, here is a simple quiz to find out for sure. If you answer “c” or “si” to most of the questions, chances are you are a Chilango.
Take the quiz!
525 is:
a) A style of Levi’s
b) The telephone prefix they use in movies
c) The Mexico City area code
Ernest Borgnine — in his final film performance — lights up the big screen in the exciting Modern Western The Man Who Shook the Hand of Vicente Fernandez — opening Christmas week across America. Co-starring Barry Corbin and Carla Ortiz.
An angry Arizona legislator called for a Caucasian Appreciation Day to highlight the achievements of the patriotic white citizens that are routinely ignored in America’s foremost Hate State.
A Mississippi legislator offered a bill to rename the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America. Unlike the Arizona hater, he was joking.
New contributor Tia Lencha offered a nopalitos recipe for gringos y pochos.
(PNS reporting from LAS VEGAS) Soon-to-retire Mexican recording legend Vicente Fernandez is opening a mariachi-themed casino in Las Vegas. Designed to cash in on the immense popularity of such large-scale theme casinos as “New York, New York,” Fernandez said he expects to open his casino “Guadalajara, Guadalajara” by the end of the year.
The casino, which will be shaped like a giant cactus, will feature a miniature Rancho Grande, live charreadas, rooster fights, fandangos and hourly displays of bravado and machismo, according to “Chente,” who announced his plans for retirement yesterday.[Mas…]
(PNS reporting from MEXICO CITY) Mexican superstar Vicente Fernandez, El Rey de la Cancion Mexicana, announced his retirement from the music industry Thursday, culminating a career that spanned more than 90 years, nearly 100 offspring and more gold records than a conquistador’s wet dream.
Known to his adoring fans as Chente, Don Chente, Señor Chente, Mr. Chente and Sir Chentalot, Fernandez is the most recognizable Mexican singer in the world, and the only one who can be identified from Google Earth. [Mas…]
As a result of the ongoing Pocho Revolution, there has been a tremendous increase in the number of people who identify themselves as pochos.
