(PNS reporting from LA FLORIDA) Shocking allegations that Florida Lieutenant Governor and Mitt Romney supporter Jennifer Carroll had a torrid lesbian affair with a Latina staffer has political wonks declaring the 2012 Romney campaign the “Gayest Presidential Campaign Ever.*”
The Carroll controversy comes on the heels of the scandalous Spanish-language Craig Romney commercial, in which the flamboyant lad clearly states, “Hola. Soy Craig Romney. Quiero decirles que homo es mi padre, Mitt Romney, ” which translates as “I want to tell you how homo is my father, Mitt Romney.”
Inadvertently, the strapping young Romney also confirmed long-held suspicions about his own sexuality by merely appearing on camera.
Combined with the romantic revelations about former Arizona Romney Campaign Co-Chair Sheriff Paul Babeu’s undocumented male lover, this raises the 2012 Romney Gaydar Threat Level from Luscious Lavender to Flaming Red Hot! [Mas…]